Collin Ford
@collinford
Veteran, unexpectedly retired public servant (Federal). Also, fat, bald, goofy as shit. Foodie. Not right. ❌👑
“The crisis I created because I am a lunatic with my head shoved so far up my ass I can see my own molars…has been averted.” The orange fuck threatened genocide. Indefensible…
You didn’t think Ronnie was there just to mentor him as he quickly allows himself to be enfolded into the sweet, sweet embrace of dementia, did you? No! Ronnie wants him to sell rockets to the Contras to help fund a war in Iran.
#NoKingsKickOff Shout out to Defend Democracy Indivisible (NOVA) Shout out Common Defense Shout out Chamberlain Project We got this.
Every time he “4-D chesses” himself in the nuts, Xi is just sitting there, grinning, just ready to kick him (and us) in the sack again.
A poingant time for us to remember the Holocaust - the awful things evil people are able to make otherwise good people do, the error in otherizing people, the absolute necessity of never forgetting what terrible things people are willing to accept as long as it isn’t happening to them.
My Beautiful Bride just texted this to the family group chat with the best of season’s greetings: “The tree is up, bitches!” I love that woman.
George Eliot (Ellie) and Whitman decided I was late, and this is how they told me.
Whitman, still high from a dental procedure, isn’t moving until he can see the treat. He can be a bit of an asshole when he’s on some shit, but he is not stupid.