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Scottish and sweary and not even sorry. Taking an eternity to write a book. You can stick your ai up your airse. Also run @theskylark.bsky.social
*muting the name of a certain South American country for 24 hours*
I imagine a jort looks something like this.
This is how we learn that every single one of us has always had a bit of a crush on Sam Neill. Live your life in a way that your death elicits a communal cry of "Aah, shit..." around the planet. Vale to a top bloke. 🥲
Hip thrust set-up. #tinygaragegym #over50survivalkit
"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm."
July is looking lush (AND A BIT WINDY).
I *might* have been muttering that as I walked by... 😁 Or... "In our house Nathaniel sits in the skip. I sit on Nathaniel. Two skips would be an extravagance..."
I do however have a cordyline covered in bees.
Clan Swingball have hoisted the ceremonial flag.
Just arrived and looking good... #beachreads
We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine.
Finally a break in the weather long enough to go to the local gym.
Salt'n'vinegar crisps every day, you say?
I love these. I can hear the waves lapping at the edge of this one.
Landmine sumo squat set-up. #tinygaragegym #over50survivalkit
I'm laughing at this one - my nearest bank branch is 5 miles away, my partner's about 35 miles away. And this is in Scotland. If memory serves, even in the 1990s the US did not have bank branches that were any kind of walkable. Clearly written by someone who lives in the heart of a walkable city...