Concoloris

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Concoloris@concoloris· 28d

they already have a bunch of these i thought

Concoloris@concoloris· Jul 2

Matthew 10:34

Pope Leo on an airplane holding a baseball bat. It's been said but I need to emphasize that he is holding the bat choked up on the handle in a manner that does not suggest he intends to hit a _baseball_ with it

Concoloris@concoloris· Jul 1

Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

Concoloris@concoloris· Jun 15

that's so much better than a similar situation here in Denver:

A screenshot from google maps, showing a dropoff area in the middle of a "protected" bike lane. The bike lane is required to suddenly swerve to the outside of the curb dropoff area for cars, resulting in two spots where cars and bikes are required to cross paths

Concoloris@concoloris· Jun 14

your crown sir

Concoloris@concoloris· Jun 13

here's a picture of them putting the letters on

a picture of workers using several green cherry pickers to place donald trump's name on the kennedy center. there are notably no scaffolds shown.

Concoloris@concoloris· Apr 2

me: can you dust my wets?
server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese
me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.

Concoloris@concoloris· Mar 24

no, he's not talking about DHS exclusively. The NYT interview that article is apparently referencing is worth a read www.nytimes.com/2026/03/14/m...

What does a Project 2029 agenda look like for you?
I don’t think you can speak of it in shorthand, but we’ve got to restore the rule of law, and that means holding people accountable who’ve broken the law. I’m talking about the people in this administration who’ve broken the law and federal agents who’ve broken the law.

That means criminally prosecuted?
Criminally prosecuted, civilly prosecuted. Whatever it is that we can do. A second thing is just thinking about people’s everyday lives, lifting people up and making things more affordable in the world. How about finally we Democrats get to universal health care? Obamacare was terrific and it advanced the cause, but we still have a whole lot of people who don’t have coverage. And now, of course, it’s being taken away from a lot of people. Another part of the agenda is, we’ve got to raise the minimum wage in this country. Minimum wage is $7.25. It’s about $14,000 a year if you have one full-time job. You can’t survive on $14,000 as a single person. Even if you hold two minimum-wage jobs, $28,000 a year — you can’t raise a family on that.

Concoloris@concoloris· Mar 8

welcome aboard fuckos

a friendly bus driver welcoming you aboard the bus

Concoloris@concoloris· Feb 23

We've finally invented the homework machine from the classic Shel Silverstein poem "the homework machine sucks and we shouldn't do it"

A cartoon and poem by Shel Silverstein, called "Homework Machine":

The Homework Machine, Oh, the Homework Machine,
Most perfect contraption that's ever been seen.
Just put in your homework, then drop in a dime,
Snap on the switch, and in ten seconds' time,
Your homework comes out, quick and clean as can be.
Here it is— 'nine plus four?' and the answer is 'three.'
Three?
Oh me . . .
I guess it's not as perfect
As I thought it would be.

Concoloris@concoloris· Feb 6

the docket for this is kind of fun. look up some of the addresses and tell me that doesn't scream "legitimate business" also lmao at this

The Court has reviewed the letter Defendant Affable Avenue LLC
("Affable") submitted (Dkt. #72) and the letter Plaintiffs submitted in
response (Dkt. #74).
To begin with, the Court notes the misspelling of its name by counsel
for Affable in the greeting of its letter and advises counsel to take
greater care when addressing the Court in the future.

Concoloris@concoloris· Feb 5

I can't believe a company that's losing money hand over fist would waste a bunch of money on a super bowl ad

the pets.com handpuppet mascot from their ads around 2000

Concoloris@concoloris· Jan 26

Hey guys! Guess who just got...

🎵 yelllled aaaat! 🎵

Concoloris@concoloris· Jan 18

cops are great (this location is like 30 minutes away. Presumably they pushed this to the entire county because their tools suck. Also, there is no further information on their Nazi Pedophile Site account)

Emergency alert: Extreme

Denver Police Active threat in the area of 2495 S Vine St, SHELTER-IN-PLACE stay away from windows and doors until further notice. The situation may cause a safety risk. Check DPD's X account for updates.

Concoloris@concoloris· Dec 11

this you?

NDAA passes the House, 312 to 112. Republicans: 197 yea, 18 nay; Democrats: 115 yea, 94 nay

Concoloris@concoloris· Dec 1

just every goddamn week #gobroncos

Concoloris@concoloris· Nov 30

Are they making asshole pasta?

A hand holding a bag of dried muticolored pasta that's shaped remarkably like buttholes

Concoloris@concoloris· Nov 12

Roast Beef from Achewood thinking, "Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe"

Concoloris@concoloris· Nov 5

money plz

the above tweet crudely edited to say "I promised "to blow my brains out on live tv" if Momdani wins. I actually said it. I will continue to anti semetic with my brains"

Concoloris@concoloris· Oct 20

so much frictionless

You need eggs for dinner but have none in your kitchen, what do you do?

Rural farmer
Child, go see if Bessie has laid more eggs for us

Urban pedestrian
Child, come walk with me to the corner store to pick up some eggs.

Suburbanite

Who forgot to write eggs on the shopping list? Oh my god do you know how crowded Costco gets on Sunday? Never mind the traffic around brook stream forest plaza shopping center plaza square (parking lot). Child, go get your shoes on I'll warm up the minivan and oh my gosh we need gas now too guess I need to stop at Wawa unless we want to spend an hour getting cheaper gas at Costco. Current_president has raised the gas prices so much we have to wait at Costco to fill up our 49 gallon tank. There better not be any cyclists On the road or I am going to FLIP. I need to get these eggs ASAP I can't afford to lose a few minutes in traffic that isn't car traffic. Good thing I got a 7 seater minivan so people respect my size, they know who would win in a car accident. I swear to god if Costco doesn't have eggs i will crash this car, I am. It driving all the way to food lion and shopping with those urban-Americans in those dingy apartment complexes. Plus that another 15 minutes away! Oh my gosh they really need to widen the roads so I can get groceries quicker I should have to wait in traffic on the interstate highway! What do these exorbitant 5 cent per gallon gas taxes even pay for??? Is it so much to ask for the city to consider us that don't live in the city? I trying to live the American dream here but narrow roads are really cramping m

Concoloris@concoloris· Sep 24

never fails

Concoloris@concoloris· Sep 8

Fake "The Onion" frontpage from 1980, contrasting Jimmy Carter's message of "Let's Talk Better Mileage" with Reagan's "Kill the Bastards"

Concoloris@concoloris· Aug 29

this is what we call a "correct answer"

screenshot of a reddit post where grahamforme is asked "Just curious where you stand on Lgbtqia+ rights and freedoms." and answers "I stand right in the fucking way of anyone who's going to try to come after the freedoms of the LGBTQIA+ community."

Concoloris@concoloris· Aug 21

I got your progress right here

portrait of General William Tecumseh Sherman

Concoloris@concoloris· Aug 7

I mean

A selfie of Mark Zuckerberg, with some other people in the background.

Concoloris@concoloris· Jul 24

"I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face."

Andre the Giant

Concoloris@concoloris· Jul 19

Donald trump, pictured with his daughter Ivanka (at the time 15 years old). Ivanka is sitting on Trump's lap while he holds her with both hands on her hips, not particularly high up. In the foreground there is a statue of two parrots having sex.

Concoloris@concoloris· Jul 16

oh for sure man

Concoloris@concoloris· Jun 12

labeler stays winning

Concoloris@concoloris· Jun 11