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Purple Penguins remain the only good team in Seattle at the moment.

3 goals and an assist today. Transfermarkt value now up to $49.99

First goal ever for the future Werder Bremen #9

I think the purple penguins could beat both of these teams.

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Starts soccer tomorrow. Don’t think he’ll be a goalkeeper 😂

Today’s shirt is one of my favorite Werder players ever, who is now extremely personally relatable (mid-30s, never fully lived up to potential)

Little Jimi Sounders action today.

Been doing a bad job following through on my plan to wear a different kit every day of the World Cup. Making up for it with the perfectly obscure Bremer SV shirt.

Alright let’s see what we got, fellas.

Let the pre-gaming commence

Happy 4th to our dysfunctional-ass country

Got me missing German public transit

Sip & stroll rules so hard

Hell yeah

Electric

Werder representation at the World Cup today. #werder @werder.de

Good morning, fellow CR7 hate watchers

Future Werder #9 in the making

Nothing like a pub crawl home to celebrate Germany ending the knockout round drought.

Prove me (and most people) wrong today, Leroy.

Yesterday was perfect. 🇺🇸

No disrespect to any exciting Haitian fullbacks, but this will always be my favorite “Martin experience”

Zlatan has already made me feel this meme 20 times this World Cup purely by shitting on Lalas

Electric.

“Is it Ronaldo time?”

Smokin’ wings & scoutin’ teams.