Con 🔞

@connielingus423

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Con 🔞@connielingus423· 10d

And if you didn't think that smart mouth didn't come back to bite Vi in the ass in this AU, you'd be wrong:

“As you so eloquently put it, ‘one shouldn’t shit where one eats.’”

Breathless against her neck, Vi’s words pour like water, flowing free and hot, “I love it when you run your mouth, Cait.”

“Say it again.” Caitlyn begs volcanic, “Say my name like you never forgot the way I taste.”

“Fuck, Cait.” Vi wanted to follow those words with, 'I love the way you talk. Such a dirty mouth, baby. So bad and only for me.’ But her mouth offered a stuttering response. “We can’t. Not here. This is-“

“A bad idea? I know. I’m very aware of how very bad this very idea is.”

“Say very one more time."

"Very.”

“ffffffuck.”

Con 🔞@connielingus423· 10d

Anyone interested in a "CaitVi One night stand but oops they're colleagues/professors assigned to the same interdepartmental task force so they should REALLY NOT BE FUCKING IN SECRET RIGHT NOW but maybe... this one... last... time... will get it out of our systems?! oh, oh nooo" kinda brain worm?

Please DM for alt text. This snippet is too long for the 2,000 character limit.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· 23d

Anybody else watch the WNBA All-Star game?

Paige Bueckers wearing a pink, orange, and red warm up suit and staring at Caitlin Clark (who just said something stupid) and judging her. The caption says, “Judges Lesbianly” and the word “lesbianly,” is colored with the lesbian flag.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jun 30

Welp. I caught fukkin covid. At least I can eat some of Pro’s homemade coffee ice cream to help the terrible metal taste paxlovid leaves on my tongue.

Semi melted coffee Ice cream in a bowl with a rainbow spoon in the shape of a mermaid.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Mar 3

Enjoy a WIP I just started polishing for your trouble 😉

Please dm for alt text. It’s too many characters for this box.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Mar 1

Hey. Did you guys know AO3 is down? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sabrina the teenage witch is being offered 6 plates of pancakes. It’s too many pancakes and they all say variations of, “checking AO3 on (safari or chrome) on my (tablet or laptop or phone)” and then in red, it says, “Still Down”

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Feb 11

Today is the day. I finally have time to read: Heavy Is The Crown. let’s go Lads archiveofourown.org/works/60133222

Con has doodles a bunch’s pink hearts and stars on the AO3 title page of Heavy is the Crown by Luna_Monroe. He has written, “let’s fukkin go lads!!” In terrible chicken scratch handwriting over top of Luna’s authors notes. And put kissy sounds (“MWAH”) inside the heart they’ve drawn over the title of Luna’s masterpiece.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jan 21

Sometimes you just gotta write some homoerotic fruit eating. #caitvi

As ordered, Vi bites. Sinking her teeth into soft supple flesh. A spurt of nectar splashes across her chin and runs down her forearm as Vi slurps and pulls away with sweet fruit between her teeth. This Persian apple is sweet and stringy with the smallest hint of tart earth as Vi chews.

Caitlyn watches with a gaze that gleams. Something darker flashing in the depths of sapphires before she schools it back in a breath and asks through a half-held breath and a dry throat. “Do you like it?”

The sound rumbles down Vi’s spine and settles pleasantly warm in her guts. Vi nods vigorously. She offers the bitten peach to Caitlyn as she continues to chew the fruit and flood her mouth with syrupy sweet nectar.

Caitlyn shook her head. “That’s yours, Darling.” She lifted a single shoulder bashfully before avoiding eye contact with the smallest blush powdering her cheeks as she admitted, “I like watching you enjoy what I can provide.”

Pleasure. Pure. Unadulterated pleasure thrills through the room. They weren’t talking about peaches now.

Vi glanced at the half eaten fruit in her palm. Brought it tenderly to her lips and ran her tongue along soft fruit. Slurping flesh and laving through supple skin to suck down more and more and more of what Caitlyn had provided. Sweet nectar ran sticky down her forearm as Vi worked. But Vi couldn’t be bothered. She was busy holding a gaze - bluer than the sea and sky - as Vi worked to devour her treat.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Nov 11

Love having a new tool to help write smut. 😉🥰

A wooden 12 sided die into which is carved sex positions. The sex position on display includes the receiver laying on their back while the giver penetrates while the receiver’s ankles are held together, high in the air

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Nov 6

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Sep 26

Did y’all know AO3 is down?

An image of Sabrina from Sabrina the teenage witch being offered a bunch of options. Each option is a different device and all say, “checking AO3 on (either Safari or Chrome) on my (tablet/phone/laptop)” the final text in red says “still down”

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Sep 23

It ain't hump day yet, but since I'm trying NOT to get raptured (I don't wanna be with all those assholes), have some smut about it. Here's a taste of some upcoming Gladiator!Vi and Patrician'sDaughter!Caitlyn 😉

A snippet of a CaitVi Fanfic. The text reads:

Vi couldn’t have stopped the whimper if she tried.

Caitlyn didn’t pause her movements. A single sapphire peeked back over her shoulder - lidded by heat and want and need. Her eye flew wide. Her body bucking forward - curing in on herself - as her rhythm stuttered then stilled. She huffed breaths in the silence between the words as she grasped for understanding through the haze of her own heat.

“Vi? Are you? Real?”

Vi’s lips worked to find the words. Her lungs wouldn’t cooperate.

Caitlyn ventured again. “Please tell me you’re real and not a vision from the Gods?”

Vi had wanted to say, ‘You’re perfect,’ and ‘I love you’ and any of the many splendid things that might’ve sounded akin to, ‘You want a hand? I’ve got two.’ Instead, what came out was, “Fuck.”

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Sep 10

Pro asked for pizza. I think my latest homemade pizza pie turned out pretty nice 🧑‍🍳

Con’s homemade cheese pizza is crispety and cheesy and might be their best effort to date.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Sep 9

We still doing non artists drawing CaitVi?

Clothespin Caitlyn and squat glass of water vi. The blue clothespin has the shadows of breasts drawn high on her and the squat glass of water Vi has Vi’s cheek tattoo on her and Vi’s iconic spiky hair.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Aug 30

Today’s fashion inspiration is Benny the Jet Rodriguez.

Con is wearing a backwards hat, a vintage softball jersey that is pinstriped, jeans, and a pair of chuck taylors. Similar to the outfit worn by Benny the Jet Rodriguez in the movie, The Sandlot.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jul 26

I don’t know how to explain it, but she’s a dyke just like me.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jul 25

Caitlyn should absolutely be added to 2KXO for many reasons. But number 1 is because of this sequence: As always gif from arcanegifs.tumblr.com

Caitlyn Kiramman in hand to hand combat in the final episode of Arcane Season 2. She’s kicking ass.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jul 12

✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️ CaitVi are gonna have a good time 😉🥰🥵

A screenshot of a work in progress. The text reads:

Caitlyn slumped back against the wall - catching her breath in deep drinking pulls. Vi was struck with a devious idea.

“Can I clean you up?” Vi let her tongue dance provocatively along her bottom lip as her eyebrows waggled in a suggestive manner.

Caitlyn blinked back into herself. “Wait-Wait-Wait. You want to?” Caitlyn swallowed thick before she breathed the word in the smallest breath of panic. “what?”

“I don’t have to if you’re too sensitive, Cait. I’d just. I’d like to taste you. And, well, if you could give me another while I’m down there… ya know…” Vi let the question lead. But at Caitlyn’s blank look, Vi finished the thought, “that would be a bonus.”

“I… erm. I’ve never. I-I don’t believe I could.”

“Have you ever tried?”

“For more than one orgasm? Outside of a heat? No.” Caitlyn seemed to dismiss the idea outright with the derision in her voice, “I’m not greedy.”

“Oh, honey. I want you to be. You can be greedy when it comes to me. Indulge. Please. Can we try?”

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jul 4

Just so you know, when you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

An image of Piglet for the Hundred Acre Woods/Winnie the Pooh series in a handmade angel costume complete with a halo. Piglet is cute and angelic and he has never done anything wrong in his whole life

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jul 1

I’m so sorry. Here’s some Caitlyn back arch

Caitlyn Kiramman from Arcane laying down to set up her sniper shot. In her movements she arches her back while on her hands and elbows. All the while she’s holding her gun and wearing those slutty little gloves with the first two fingers free from the glove material. Con has sloppily photoshopped a licking SpongeBob that licks up Caitlyn’s leg as Caitlyn lays down because con is an irrepressible pervert.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jun 24

🎶"Makin' my way downtown, writin' smut, they will fuck, this is smut now" 🎶🎶🎶 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹 🎶🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹 🎶

A snippet from Con's sexy sexy WIP. The text reads:

Vi swallowed thickly. An incredulous gulp filling the heated silence as Vi processed these facts. Caitlyn was ambidextrous. While using her right to pleasure Vi, she had been working at herself with her left. All the while, those sapphires blazed into Vi; as if desire gained strength from the sight.

For Vi, it certainly did.

“Show me.” The words leapt - coarse and needy - from Vi’s chest.

Caitlyn pulled her left hand free from between her thighs with the sweetest groan. An, “Ah,” that soothed Vi’s ears as much as it stoked further fire in her belly. Caitlyn spun her wrist to present the digits. The first two fingers of her left hand glistened with slick in the sun glow. Vi licked her lips as the scents of wisteria, iron ink, and anointing oil flowed stronger now.

Vi reached for Caitlyn’s left wrist but restrained herself. Hesitating and bringing her hand back in the space between them. Vi begged even as her mouth watered. “May I?”

Caitlyn nodded. Her eyes flicking to Vi’s outstretched hand as she did so - granting permission. “Go on. Taste. Taste what you do to me. Taste how much I want you.”

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jun 19

Did somebody order a taste of the next chapter of Alpha!Gladiator!Vi/Omega!PatriciansDaugher!Caitlyn?

Please DM for alt text. This snippet is too long for alt text. But Caitlyn is flirting and positioning herself to suck Vi off and it’s sweet and flirty and silly if I do say so myself. Think, Determined and Bossy Caitlyn and oh so Needy Vi.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jun 13

I just got one question. Tobias Kiramman, can you fight? (Gif from arcanegifs.tumblr.com give Steph a follow. She’s a damn hero.)

A younger Cassandra Kiramman from Arcane looking Beautiful in a mirror as she adjusts an earring.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jun 9

Om. Nom. Nom. Joséphine Meis you will always be famous in my house. 💖💖💖💖💖

Closeup of a recently released Storyboard from Arcane season 2. It’s vi on her knees and her face is - presumably - buried in Caitlyn’s snatch. While Caitlyn’s head is thrown back in ecstasy.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Jun 3

Working with @thehomelybadger.bsky.social for some upcoming #CaitVi shenanigans with the @stillcaitvi.bsky.social discord server and I’ve been handed the “don’t let Badger add Zombies” directive. On it. Let’s make something #fantastic #fukkinFantastic 💖💖💖💖💖

Con 🔞@connielingus423· May 22

Chapter 5 of CaitVi Noir 2 is up! Vi goes for a walk and figures some things out archiveofourown.org/works/607605...

Byline, Headline, Dateline, Deadline title card. An image of a pair of file folders splattered with blood drawn by Con. The file folders display the title of this fic, Byline, Headline, Dateline, Deadline and a subtitle saying, A CaitVi Noir. This is Chapter 5: And Whatever You Got To Do

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Apr 23

BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE #CaitVi NOIR!! Here's chapter 4. Enjoy some Cunnilingus and Misunderstandings archiveofourown.org/works/607605...

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Apr 14

Hey, HEY! There are only a few more orders needed to reach that next stretch goal for more cute #Caitvi stuffs Order: bloodandwatercaitvifanzine.bigcartel.com Info: www.tumblr.com/bloodandwate... Hashtags for reasons: #arcane #Lesbians #LeagueOfLesbians #Violyn #PiltoversFinest #PiltoversGayest

Fred from scooby doo facing a ghost who is labeled as “all the joy and light in my life”. Fred then unmasks the ghost and reveals the “Blood and Water CaitVi Zine” and his eyes turn into hearts.

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Apr 11

I’m just a lego guy. Standing in front of the internet, telling them to buy the CaitVi Zine before April 15th when preorders close and you can’t get any extra cool merch anymore. Order: bloodandwatercaitvifanzine.bigcartel.com More info: www.tumblr.com/bloodandwate...

A j Jonah Jameson LEGO guy holding the Blood and Water CaitVi Zine

Con 🔞@connielingus423· Apr 10

The snippet can be found here tho 😉 it’s the #CaitVi /Maddie threesome.