I'm speaking at The Cloud & AI Summit 2026! My $8,000 Serverless Mistake is the real story of moving services to Azure Functions, loving the wins, then learning what serverless couldn't do—expensively. Thursday, Oct 1 at 1:15 PM CT. www.cloudandaisummit.com/content/ses...

I'm speaking at #TechBash 2026! In Building MCP Servers in .NET, I'll go from dotnet new to a working MCP server and cover tools, resources, prompts, transports, and Azure deployment. Oct 15 at 10:20 AM. Abstracts: techbash.com/sessions

Rewatching Super Troopers and Farva bought 10 gallons of gas for under $20 back in 2001. 😭😭😭

Running into pesky classifier issues with #claude? My secret password to get past most of them -- not all, but most.

Got my disk! Also finally got my 15 year disk! Due to a bug on the MVP site, I had never been able to request it. #mvpbuzz support was awesome!

About time #Azure

No notes. 💯 hand designed by me every pixel. I swear 🤞

17 years and running! I love this community! #mvpbuzz

In today's episode of "dumb things I've made with AI", I created a personal start page for the browser. Planning on adding some "Kevin"-specific items to this.

I feel like at this point, #ClaudeCode needs to start using decimals, so I have a better idea of how much time I have left.

Just got an email that I'm a "super organizer" on Meetup. 🥳

TFW Claude takes a high horse and refuses to perform the perfectly reasonable action you asked it to do.

Today's episode of "Dumb Thing I Did With AI": I created a "YMCA" widget for Home Assistant to track my gym's occupancy throughout the day and determine the best time to go based on the data.

It’s been fun y’all.

BSides Hampton Roads is looking for speakers — October 9-10, 2026, at ODU Webb University Center. This is their inaugural event, making it a perfect opportunity if you've been thinking about sharing something in the cybersecurity space.

Let's see if this is dumb enough to work

Alright boys. You’re learning how to plug a tire today!

Conferences and coasters! Great day at #stirtrek yesterday and spending the day at Kings Island today!

TFW one of your "technical articles" gets posted to HN and/or Reddit, and everyone has an opinion.

Fingers crossed for year 17.

Don’t rub it in, bank!

Oh lawd, it happened. World done fried up while we were in the air.

Claude, I need an SVG map of the United States.

I can’t talk about the tour I just did, but I met a friend.

Still on the board! #mvpsummit #mvpbuzz

Very early, but starting my trek to #mvpsummit! Looking forward seeing everyone! #mvpbuzz

I joined Jeffrey Palermo on the Azure DevOps Podcast to discuss engineering for system uptime—lessons from 20+ years of building systems that can't go down. consultwithgriff.com/engineering...

I learned something new — SQL Server’s COUNT(*) OVER() lets you get paginated data AND the total row count in one query instead of two. No more duplicate WHERE clauses. No more extra round-trips. Wrote it up with C# examples: consultwithgriff.com/sql-paginat...

Ugh, this is going to hit differently. RIP Kevin’s mom.

What happens when Claude reviews the concerns of Codex and Copilot?