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Contagonist

@contagonist

Writer?/Game Designer?/Artist?| writing Stars Go Cold | wrote Break Glass In Case Of Fire | mayhem they/them | No AI | 📡🌴Havana Syndrome Survivor 🌴📡 | Badly Touched

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Contagonist@contagonist· 27d

A sketch of a Space Marine in Mk. II armor armed with a Volkite Charger

Contagonist@contagonist· 27d

A picture of a pair of boots that can only be described as gray work gloves for your feet, but also pumps. On the image is text reading "oh my god, are those...?"
"The anime sickos podcast, yes they are"

Contagonist@contagonist· 28d

Snake in a codec call with (shirtless) Snake, going "Self-cest? Hrrrmmm...."

Contagonist@contagonist· Jul 10

I know of one way he can avoid dying of his guts disease

It's him, Luigi. The Nintendo one.

Contagonist@contagonist· Jul 9

Everything reminds me of him 🙏

Squirting ketchup bottle

Contagonist@contagonist· Jul 9

Clocky Buddha saying the quoteskeet

Contagonist@contagonist· Jul 8

Elvira "Apartment Wife Forbidden Afternoon Deluxe 3 - 5 Hours"

Contagonist@contagonist· Jul 6

What horror movie image haunts you? 'Hell' is just a word.

The core from the titular ship Event Horizon, with a space suited individual silhuoetted by it in the foreground

Contagonist@contagonist· Jul 5

I frequently forget that I just write whole ass books now

a screencap of an Openoffice Write window, indicating that I'm working on page 100 of 144. The text 'Fortuna - OSU Borderworld' is on the doc

Contagonist@contagonist· Jul 2

Otacon and snake codec: Feeling aroused? With your mobile phone, you have instant access to pornography at any time! But watch out: in some areas it’s considered a faux pas to view a pornograph in public.

Otacon and snake codec: Make sure to be aware of your surroundings and their special rules. Well, you’re ready to masturbate. Best of luck.

Contagonist@contagonist· Jul 1

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 28

It's been 6 years....

The infamous cheese wife tweet, wherein a picture of an absolutely dejected woman looking over a inadequate spread of fajitas is posted with the text '@MiCocina_TexMex My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.'

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 28

Doctor teaching a class, the blackboard reading "New American Nurse 48 Handjobs 17+ New techniques"

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 26

Dawg how do you build a material object that looks like AI slop what the fuck Is This

Absolutely rancid hot-dog water AI looking ass cardboard and spraypaint nazi arch

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 25

Deus Ex Bob Page saying "Beautiful Lesbians Kiss With Their Tongues, Exchange Saliva, And Lick Each Other's Pussies"

You can hear it in his condescending, halting voice, can't you?

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 24

Is this a car christian or a car roman executioner???

Tow truck with a crucifix towing apparatus

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 24

Some chode skeeting: "We are witnessing MAGA equivalent of destruction of Democratic Party through election of progressive Socialists.

If you think this ends well for country, I believe you're sadly mistaken. Extremism on one side simply fuels opposite growth on other side.

We need moderates."

A cartoon character wagging their rude little bottom in the 'no rude little bottom wagging' zone, intent on being spanked

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 23

Street fighter: Big Tits Mama! Let Me Suck Your Tits! Beat My B*shop!

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 18

Ugh.

Gundam: Rogue Orbit gundam. It's a mess, folks

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 18

Surface detail overload. Breaking up shapes just for the sake of increasing texture and adding busyness trashes the silhuoette, needlessly distracts the eye, and muddles the totality. It's not even 'realistic,' because in reality military vehicles design tries to be as solid as possible.

The Gundam: Requiem For Vengeance Gundam and Zaku.

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 15

The leopard from the famous 'leopards eating people's faces party'

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 12

Harry Du Bois saying the quoteskeet

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 11

Wait until you get a pair of these

A shoe with a hotwheels car garage in the heel

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 11

ENDLESS BLACK HOLE Vol. 4

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 11

Char Aznable giving a press conference

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 8

A skeet from a rude little bottom waggler: I think the landing happened but the film we have seen was staged.

Our phones still cut out if we go too far from cell towers or underground. You're telling me they had a clear connection from the Moon to Houston?

That shit was filmed somewhere in Utah lol

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 7

Everest sketch #lancerrpg

A sketch of a mech with a big rifle

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 7

Remembered I drew this

A crude illustration of two women - one in a skirt and wearing a bow has the taller woman on a collar and leash and is walking her down the street. The woman with the collar is in jeans, a jacket. And boots

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 7

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures

An illustration of an androgynous catperson with a sword by Kazari Tayu

Contagonist@contagonist· Jun 6

System Shock Log: "I Didn't Mean To Do That..." He Lied To Me... 3: He Said That We'd Only Be Eating Together Today, But As The Drinks Follow Each Other, We Both Find Ourselves... And All Of A Sudden He, A Younger Man, Comes Very, Very Close. What? Wait A Little... 5 Seconds Until The Kissing Starts!!!