The Content Apologist
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#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
I was today years old when I found out Wes Streeting played Damien in Omen II
'I'll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my wife is a prostitute in the Plymouth Herald comments section?'
And as their transport arrives to return them home, we say a fond farewell to Messi, Paredes, Otamendi and co. until the next time.
'If you want a picture of the future, imagine Chris Mason being poured into your eardrums - forever' George Orwell. He said that.
Your lesbian auntie's just WhatsApped you a lovely pic from round the pool at Benidorm.
Not at all sure about that giant World Cup trophy, lads. #WorldCupFinal #SPAARG
Thought Cucarella and Ferran had a good game. #WorldCupFinal #SPAARG
Q. Who sang; "There I was, just a-filling out the seats, shuffling my paper and putting out my feet, singing Doo-Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do?" A. Manspread Man.
@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Isaac Newton invented the prism,
Abba's Agnetha Faltskog pictured just after winning Eurovision with 'Waterloo', 52 years ago today.
Ever wondered what Fleetwood Mac would look like without Mick Fleetwood?
'Bram Stoker's Dracula's (Dir. Francis Ford Coppola, 1992)
@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, There's a by-election in Clacton thanks to Nigel Farage,
"Nigel Garage will be performing in 'Run For Your Wife' at the Cleethorpes Alhambra until July 27th"
'Give me a pony, I'll get Balogun's red card rescinded for ya'
'WILL THE OWNERS OF A WHITE FORD CORTINA PLEASE MOVE IT AS THEY HAVE BLOCKED IN THE SOCIAL SECRETARY. ALSO. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE MEAT RAFFLE WILL FOLLOW THE EXOTIC DANCERS FROM NOTTINGHAM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER'
In a pub in town wondering why they've got a portrait of Alexander Lukashenko on the walls.
Mere moments later, Serb nationalist Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand, triggering the start of the First World War.
'And my first appointment is the late Betty Driver as Hotpot Delivery Tsar'