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There is a war between the ones who say there is a war and the ones who say that there isn't. Why don't you come on back to the war? That's right, get in it

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Cook Ting@cookting· 26d

We're going to worry about wildfire smoke when Zug Island is _right_ _there_?

Screenshot of google maps showing Zug Island adjacent to the Gordie Howe International Bridge

Cook Ting@cookting· 28d

A simple sketch of a small person walking beside a bigger person with a cloud overhead. "Daddy, what are clouds made of?" the small one asks. "Linix servers, mostly "

Cook Ting@cookting· Jul 9

Is this what national security looks like to you?

Screenshot of a tweet from a Saudi account saying 'As the Arabic saying goes: "He who interferes with what doesn't concern him finds what doesn't please him" #SaudiArabia #Canada', with a picture of a plane flying into the CN Tower

Cook Ting@cookting· Jul 1

Single panel cartoon of a man (a sicko) looking through a window saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"

Cook Ting@cookting· Jun 30

If you see this post your mentor.

Jack Miner releasing a cobra chicken into flight

Cook Ting@cookting· Jun 25

Carville outraged at where Dems are headed, Tucker outraged at where Repugs are at... they should get together and do a road tour.

Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson, playing the part of a travelling pair of hustlers in the music video to Say Say Say

Cook Ting@cookting· Jun 19

Why does the text need an emdash?

Scene from Bladerunner (1982) where Leon is being interviewed using the Voight-Kampff test

Cook Ting@cookting· Jun 13

Rosie the robotic servant clutches her head in the rain, forlornly.

Cook Ting@cookting· Jun 3

It may be hard for Americans to understand, but Iranians actually look more like this:

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian via https://time.com/article/2026/04/01/iran-war-president-open-letter-american-people/

Cook Ting@cookting· May 25

Saved this off bsky a while ago, and I'm sad I can't give credit to whoever posted it. Originally from BizarroComi.blogspot.com

A man in a suit is confronted by a man wearing a t-shirt which says "You want a ☮️ of me?" Captioned "Passive Aggressive Hippie"

Cook Ting@cookting· May 24

Feels good to have booked my first back country canoeing - camping trip of 2026. I wish it was a longer trip, but I'll enjoy what I can get!

Search result for "kawartha lakes tent camping". A canoe parked on the rocks looking out at an early morning mist-covered lake

Cook Ting@cookting· May 24

Cook Ting@cookting· May 21

Me, beholding my creation. Never buying mayo from a store again.

Gene Wilder as a young Doctor Frankenstein, gasping in amazement

Cook Ting@cookting· May 21

Lunch time! Mortadella with tomato, lettuce and garlicky mayo on a classic burger bun. Freaking delicious. Tbh, it could have used a touch more salt and/or msg but I never want to over-do it.