corda 🇫🇴
@corda
the corgi driver 24 sad years old
how i be looking at the mf when they fucking lose the bet on FIFA World Cup because I betted on Spain because I thought it would be funny. i genuinely dont watch football. how in the fuck do I win 200 euros on my first try
the best way to explain to europeans how americans are doing, just show them this movie and its 80% correct
my boss has the audacity to ask if i like to work the weekend aswell. when i straight up look like this on a fucking monday
oh boy its that time of the year when you don't see native people on the street, and people asking how we got green grass again....
someone tried attacking me, they weren't ready for my terrifying dog that has 87 felonies in 24 countries
I will never get over that none furry people know more furry or just fucking horny music i never heard of
I got so bored yesterday that I just went up the mountain. and to think it used to be a daily walk over 100 years ago is crazy
my dad car for no reason, I still got no clue where and when it shit itself because it hasn't drip anything onto the road
I want to bash my head in.. I SOMEHOW HAFTOO DO EVERYTHING IN THIS COMPANY, I BERLY TOOK A SHIT SENSE I DONT GOT TIME BECAUSE GUESS WHAT MY FUCKING COWORKERS OR MY LAZY ASS "manager" IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN
I just had a weird yet interesting idea, what if caterham shell and put a fairlady style skin on to it
I love my neighbour car in the morning when it refuses to start in a timely manner and has to be push down a hill sense it felt like not starting that morning