Corey Ryan Forrester
@coreyrforrester
Comedian. Entertainer. Author. Dad. Idiot. I’d love it if you subscribed to my bonus stuff at WeLoveCorey.com
Good lord. Y’all think y’all could keep up with ole Charlie Sheen? I don’t think I got it in me!
Morning announcement: if you “roll coal” or any such thing, we hate you
Where is D.B. Cooper? As you all know I LOVE history and have decided to use it as my anti drug and alcohol mechanism 🤣. I’m dedicating myself to learning everything I can about who we are, where we came from, and the legendary people that make life so interesting. Full Story at WeLoveCorey.com
Back in 1928, a little boy named Walter Collins went to the movies in L.A. and never came home. What followed was one of the wildest, most heartbreaking crime stories you’ve never heard…a fake reunion cooked up by the LAPD…Full story at WeLoveCorey.com
Did yall know im reading The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer as a bed time story? Well I am! Podcast will be released to the public soon but you can go head and get chapters 1-29 over at WeLoveCorey.com Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!
Wanna watch a new Marvel movie but haven’t seen all 1,000 of the others and don’t have time? Well good news… I break em down for you in easily digestible rants! Phase 1 of 6 is out now at WeLoveCorey.com
Anyone in Silicon Valley want to be an angel investor in one of my new apps??
Wanna read the news but lack the attention span? I’ve summed up the stupid Elon Musk-Trump-Stephen/Katie Miller story in less than 3 mins! Thoughts?
Do you like Mark Twain? Do you like falling asleep? I think I can help!
Asheville, NC! Come see me tomorrow so I can make you laugh/send my son to school one day! CoreyRyanForrester.com for tickets!
My luck will always outweigh my talent, and I’m ok with that. What a hilarious, gracious, and brilliant man who I’ve admired for what feels like my whole life. Whoever said “don’t meet your heroes” never met Lewis Black (or maybe he’s a schmuck and Lewis ain’t one of his heroes!) (1/?)
I’ve had so many lovely messages from friends and fans alike that say this is now the ONLY way they can relax and fall asleep! Makes me so happy I read you Mark Twain in a calming southern voice and you get rest? What could be better
Was out of commission on May 4th, so tonight in addition to the return of CATFISH JIMMY in GTA V, we will also be playing Star Wars Battlefront II so y’all can watch me murdered and cuss the second I respawn!
You know im an old school wrestling fan cause im gonna gear up to get that baby face pop wherever I go! GO BLUES!
My wife had never heard of the famous “poop knife” story from Reddit and unfortunately I actually lived through it in a way 🤮 (That said, I’m proud of the girth of my 2 year olds sh*t lol)
It’s Wednesday so you know what that means….. Catfish Jimmy is BACK BABY! Streaming on all socials and my YouTube. Experience what critics are calling “the cinematic character of the decade!”
Call me “woke” all you want, but when it comes to accessing danger, I trust Black people 100% more than I trust white people lol. Sorry not sorry
Just recorded the latest WellRED podcast and yes, we solved the question that has been plaguing the internet for days! (Or did we?) Could 100 men take on 1 Silverback Gorilla? Subscribe today and find out tomorrow
Wanna fall asleep to me reading The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain in my most calming southern voice? Chapters 3 and 4 are out now!
Congratulations to Warren Zevon and his family and friends on him earning his rightful place in The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. I may now rest, for my work is done
Did you know that if you live in or near St Louis and don’t already have tickets to my show next Friday May 2nd then you hate my son and don’t want him to go to college? It’s true. Shame on you Tix @ CoreyRyanForrester.com
I hate to send ya somewhere different but Bkuesky ain’t got Streaming yet so watch it here or go subscribe to m’youtube! Live in t- almost 15 minutes!
Y’all wanna get stupid tonight? I’m already going to but join in if ya want! Tonight streaming everywhere on social media, the critically acclaimed character Catfish Jimmy makes his return! Will he be able to set up his strip club without being murdered this time? Who knows!
My sexy southern voice reading a passage from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
Wanna hear me read Mark Twain to you in a calming southern voice as you try to sleep? First episode of Public Domain Sleepy Time Theatre out now at WeLoveCorey.com :)
Thanks, y’all!! Still too low a number for how great the show is imo but still, I’ll take it!!