satan: everything's ready for mcconnell, i'm sure he'll be here any second now- lindsey graham:

Can't help but read this as "drink cum"

the environmental storytelling graffiti at Palantir:

I felt the same way about Donkey Kong Bananza not having a single outfit for the 13-year-old Pauline where she has shoes on until you literally 100% the game. And then also giving her outfits like this. Probably not intentionally pedophilic, but still deeply uncomfortable

This makes it sound like they sold the knife for $180 dollars, added another ~$220 of their own to buy the Steam Deck, and then sold the Steam Deck for $180. Tommy Shriggly moment

This is the thumbnail for the trailer on Playstation's official youtube channel

half the tech videos on youtube are just this

I think the fact that chainsaw gets jammed into his skull gives him the appropriate amount of brain damage needed to lead a branch of the US government

The principal and superintendent sound like they haven't been punched in the face enough either

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, COUSIN?!"

Why is Jared Kushner's investment firm logo literally just a flipped version of Abstergo's logo from Assassin's Creed?

John Mastercard seeing Angus:

The eShop is full of this shit as well

I think bluesky needs to find a way to detect when users change their profile pic to this specific type of selfie and ban their account immediately

Wishlisted ✅️ Looks very fun :)

Hello, I wrote a poem. It's about fascism, Palestine, being queer and spiting the assholes that are making all our lives worse. #poetry