Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.

@cornduck3

Pond-based ponderer. Paddler in snark-infested waters. Poultry poet. Musical bill rainmaker. Political smack injector. Really, a dabbler in any intelligent discourse. My f*cks gave at the office.

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Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· 29d

The last album you listened to from start to finish?

The album cover of Breezin' by George Benson

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· 29d

Great time. J rules. Very much me in a happy place.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· 29d

Uh oh. Duck's Night Out! #DinosaurJr #BandOfHorses

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jul 10

Share one of your all-time favourite actors! #filmsky 📽️

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jul 9

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jul 5

My founding fathers

Five members of the rock band Def Leppard sit side-by-side on a stone ledge at night. They all feature the heavily layered, feathered hairstyles iconic to the early 1980s. The lighting is focused directly on the group from the front, leaving the background entirely dark.

From left to right:

* **Rick Allen**: Sitting shirtless on the far left, he leans forward with his arms resting across his knees. He has shoulder-length, curly light brown hair.
* **Joe Elliott**: Wearing a sleeveless white shirt featuring a prominent red and blue Union Jack graphic, he pairs it with dark leather-look pants and a patterned bandana around his neck. He has straight, feathered blonde hair.
* **Steve Clark**: Sitting in the center, he wears a white sleeveless button-down shirt left open over a dark navy blue scarf with white polka dots, paired with matching white trousers. His blonde hair is heavily layered and shaggy.
* **Phil Collen**: Sitting shirtless with olive green suspenders over his chest, he wears camouflage trousers. He has multiple bandanas and wristbands tied around both arms, a bandana around his neck, and holds a translucent plastic cup with a light-colored beverage.
* **Rick Savage**: Sitting on the far right, he wears a white ribbed tank top paired with bright yellow pants. He has long, voluminous, curly dark brown hair framing his face.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jul 4

Thanks, my clawed compadre. That's very inspiring! Gulls are awful. They're like beach geese. Ugh.

In a cartoon illustration set on a sandy beach, a humorous scene unfolds with a blue ocean stretching across the background under a clear sky. On the left, a blue portable toilet stands with its door wide open, revealing a white toilet bowl inside.

A disciplined line of mallard ducks stands on the sand, waiting to use the restroom. The lead duck is stepping up into the portable toilet, holding the edge of the door frame with its wing. Behind it, five more mallards queue up in a perfect, orderly row facing left. Each duck has a vibrant green head, a yellow bill, a white collar ring, a chestnut-brown chest, a gray body, and orange webbed feet.

Contrasting sharply with the orderly ducks on the ground, a chaotic flock of white and gray seagulls flies overhead in the bright blue sky. The seagulls are dropping brown feces as they fly. Splatters of these droppings are scattered mid-air, on the roof and open door of the portable toilet, and in small piles on the sand around the waiting ducks.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jul 1

I love when the nerd signal goes up. It's a call far and wide for all of us.

A nighttime scene on a city rooftop mimics the campy aesthetic of a classic 1960s live-action superhero television series. In the lower-left foreground, a large, black spotlight projects a powerful beam of white light diagonally upward toward the upper right. The beam hits a dense layer of dark, dramatic clouds, illuminating a bright oval patch. Inside this glowing patch, a bold silhouette of thick, black, horn-rimmed nerd glasses replaces the traditional superhero icon.

In the lower-right quadrant, two costumed crime-fighters stand side-by-side, looking up at the sky. The taller figure on the left wears a blue cowl with painted-on eyebrows, a light grey bodysuit with a yellow utility belt, and blue gloves. He points upward with his right hand toward the signal. A speech bubble above him reads: "Holy spectacle! What does it mean, Robin?"

Next to him, the shorter companion wears a red vest with yellow laces, green gloves, a green mask, and a yellow cape. He points toward the sky with his left index finger. His speech bubble reads: "It looks like a call for help from the... brainy crowd, Batman!"

The background features a sprawling, retro-style city skyline at night with multiple high-rise buildings. Several skyscrapers feature lit-up signs displaying the city name "GOTHAM." A weathered brick chimney structure stands in the middle of the rooftop between the spotlight and the characters.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 30

I've only got three words for this track: That.Shit.Hot. Nice one, friendo. 🫵💿🎛️🎧🎚️💿🤘

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 29

Foley artist

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 27

*!* I have elephantitis of the berries. I love my little strainer. And ladies, please, not all at once. I'll be your duckleberry. #Duckleberries #BigDuckEnergy

A teal plastic colander sits balanced on the edge of a stainless steel kitchen sink and an adjacent wooden countertop. The colander contains a mixture of fresh, wet blueberries and blackberries, many of which still carry small droplets of water.

The colander itself has an asymmetrical shape, featuring a wide, rounded bowl to hold the fruit and a integrated spout or drainage extension that hangs over the side of the sink. Water droplets are visible clinging to the smooth, matte interior and exterior walls of the plastic vessel.

To the left, a portion of the metallic kitchen sink is visible, complete with a white wire dish rack resting inside the basin. To the right of the colander is a smooth, wood-grained cutting board or countertop surface showing natural brown tones. In the background, out of focus, are various kitchen items including what appears to be a dish drying rack and other countertop accessories. The lighting is soft and natural, casting subtle shadows and highlighting the texture of the bumpy blackberries and the smooth, dusty-blue skin of the blueberries.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 26

*!* A dingo ate my baby...who ate my toad that ate my Jawa. #Frogs #Toads #Macromutations #CanadaPhotography www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...

A toad is positioned facing forward against a soft, out-of-focus, earthy brown background. Its mouth is held wide open, revealing two large, dark, circular eyes nestled inside the oral cavity, positioned where the tongue would typically be. The toad’s skin has a textured, bumpy appearance in mottled shades of olive and brownish-tan. The creature is resting on its front legs, which are extended outward on the ground.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 26

#MusicChallenge #Musicsky #CanadaDays I considered multiple murders today upon those who do not make haste through green turn arrows for the sake of the trailing drivers, when this appeared upon my playlist. I pulled over, exhaled and enjoyed the brief muffin dive. Cheers, Martha. And thank you.

An image of my automobile's dashboard as Echo Beach by Martha And The Muffins plays. The muffin lost its "s" due to text constraints. I hate when that happens.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 25

I'm definitely scared now, so you definitely win! That is an amazing picture of something or other.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 24

*!* BREAKING NEWS: Fox replaces Alexi Lalas with slightly less outlandish buffoon on World Cup broadcast team. #WorldCup #FuckFOX

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 23

Post a gif of how you hide from spoilers and unnecessary drama

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 23

Julie is 🪨'd!

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 21

That is the perfect characterization, my friend. The Duck certainly abides. 💎🫶💎

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 21

Coffee addiction is a serious problem.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 21

@bwodotbc.bsky.social Wishes of happiness and joy for a very special day. Cheers, Mum!

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 21

#Saturday #poetryprompt #prompt Rhyme 4 popular culture names from any period Geddy, Eddie Teddy, Freddie

Clockwise from upper left: Rush bassist Geddy Lee, Iron Maiden mascot Eddie, Queen singer Freddie Mercury, singer Teddy Pendergrass

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 21

Who am I named after? Are you my Dad? Am I a factoid? I have questions.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 20

Happy #Caturday 🐈 @ismua.bsky.social

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 20

Just for fun for us Word Nerds! (QP if you wish!) Day 8: A word that rhymes with your name. Word is a bit restrictive, so... Porn? Really? Us?

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 18

*!* 🎶Take me to the river 🎶Wash me down -Al G. (Pronounced "algae") All praises and respect to #TheReverend. Less so to some others. If you want something done right, you have to do it your damn self. It's not a #GenuflectingPool. It's meant to celebrate all of us, not him. #PrideMonth #FuckTrump

An aerial, high-angle photograph captures a sweeping view of the National Mall in Washington, D.C., centered on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The long, rectangular reflecting pool displays the vibrant, vertical stripes of the LGBTQ+ Pride flag. The six parallel bands of color—red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet—stretch symmetrically down the entire length of the water feature, leading toward the white, neoclassical Lincoln Memorial situated at the far end of the pool.
In the foreground, the semi-circular plaza and fountain of the World War II Memorial also feature the same rainbow pattern, perfectly matching the alignment of the pool's stripes. Large lawns, paved walking paths, and dense canopies of deep green trees flank both sides of the colorful plaza and pool. To the right, an organically shaped, dark green pond sits nestled within the grassy park.
In the upper background, the wide Potomac River flows horizontally across the landscape, spanned by the stone arches of the Arlington Memorial Bridge. On the far side of the river, the modern, high-rise urban skyline of Arlington, Virginia, stands under a clear, pale blue sky. A few cars travel on the road crossing the lower foreground, and small figures of people walk along the paths surrounding the monuments.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 18

If you see this post a pic from your device with no explanation.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 17

If you see this, post a pic of yourself wearing glasses It's technically one glass, but still.

A close-up photograph captures the right eye of a person wearing large, square-framed glasses. The view focuses on the details of the eye, skin texture, and the reflection on the lens.

Subject Details
The Eye: The person has a light blue-green iris with a dark pupil. The white of the eye shows subtle blood vessels. Fine lines and wrinkles surround the eye, particularly at the outer corner and beneath the lower eyelid.

Skin and Hair: The surrounding skin is fair with light freckles, pores, and natural texture. A portion of the temple and upper cheek shows short, graying hair from the sideburns.

Eyeglasses: The frames are a solid, matte teal or deep blue color with rounded square lenses.

Reflections and Background
Lens Reflection: The surface of the glass lens reflects a bright indoor environment. Silhouetted shapes of window panes, vertical blinds, and a hint of an outdoor light source are visible across the left side of the lens. A tiny white reflection from a light source appears directly on the iris.

Background: The extreme upper-left corner shows a sliver of a textured, neutral-toned wall or ceiling surface. The rest of the frame is entirely occupied by the person's face.

Cornelius G. Duckworth III, Jr.@cornduck3· Jun 13

#HobbiesInASongOrMovie 🎶We Quilt This City🎶