This thing is such a monument to mid-2000s cringe, I love it

Calico Jack??

I mean

It is numbered…

The pin in question:

Izzy after the disastrous Edstede hookup

Season two Sprizzy

But also, this is basically Dom Lucius with Sub Izzy, to me

Got this at last year’s renaissance faire on a whim and finally painted it. I’m not good at painting but at least it’s done

“Oi, are you takin’ the piss?”

Shane in Heated Rivalry

Everyone please enjoy this Haunted Lil Guy that I got for $4

I remember the dupe being even more citrussy

I think I have the same one

#OFMDollsSummer Nap time Izzy just passed right out

#OFMDollsSummer Get Active Izzy’s ambitions got the better of him

#OFMDollsSummer Nature Izzy thinks these flowers have seen better days, but he’s fond of them anyway

#OFMDDollsSummer Hobby Not normally the kind of punching that Izzy gets up to but he thought that it sounded relaxing

#OFMDDollsSummer Boat Izzy poses with his season one portrait of him and the Revenge. He thinks it’s a pretty good likeness

#OFMDDollsSummer Date Night Steddyhands is ready to go out on the town

#OFMDDollsSummer Height Check Izzy is (potentially) two large peaches tall

#OFMDdollssummer: Book Club Izzy questions the veracity of these pirate tales

(Surf Dracula meme, for reference)