In line with the theme, these are the flowers my String of Hearts plant makes when it's happy:

Here's a closeup of the same font from the side:

OOPS, forgot to post a closeup pic of the logo that's on the top of both headlights:

IT'S ALMOST 11PM, WHY IS IT STILL SO HOT INDOORS?!!!!

Oh, Glasgow, how thy graffiti dost display such profundity and nuance

Asa planning his next murder

It's an interesting and probable theory

I can preview my ass-kicking services:

The universe is a rude bastard like that sometimes

THANK YOU FOR THE CAKE

Secretly spy like so:

Look, I've had a few lovely days of traipsing around (my) previously-unexplored areas of Glasgow and Edinburgh, but, for the love of god, WHY are there so many GODDAMN CUM TREES STINKING UP MY BREATHING AIR?

Holy fucking shit. That is extraordinary.

Look, if their social media peeps are too lazy to thoroughly vet accounts before reposting, then 😈