Noah

@corvidnoah

Just a member of the corvidae family, but bisexually 26 Kay, here's the plan: 📍Amsterdam [they/them]

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Noah@corvidnoah· 11d

worldpride is beating my ass dude just slept like 13 hours

shirtless selfie in the mirror, wearing short shorts hanging low on one hip. my hair is wet as I just came out of the shower

Noah@corvidnoah· 12d

gay people in movies? crazy

letterboxd review by user corvidnoah of "Plainclothes" (2025). rating: four stars and a heart. seen on 29 july 2026

review text: "seen in the open air at worldpride amsterdam. 2025 really was the year of the hag"

letterboxd review by user corvidnoah of "Dreamers" (2025). rating: 4 and a half stars and a heart. watched 31 july 2026 (actually the 30th but i wrote the review after midnight. sorry i was busy.)

review text: "seen in the open air at worldpride amsterdam! i am so fond of films shot at a single location"

view from the back of a crowd, some standing and some seated in folding chairs or on long benches, of an inflatable outdoor cinema screen. the sky is still light but colored in evening shades. two women stand on the stage in front of the screen. projected onto the screen are their names, "Daniëlle de Jager & Suzanne van de Laar". behind the screen is a tower with a clock on it amid apartment buildings; the location is Mercatorplein in Amsterdam

Noah@corvidnoah· Jun 23

"hey, i miss playing the watcher, let me start up a run on my phone"

victory screen of an Ascension 20 watcher run in Slay the Spire 1. The deck is very stupid. There's 8 flurry of blows with a shuriken

Noah@corvidnoah· May 25

lol the pope whacked JD Vance again

passage from Leo XIV's encyclical, "Magnifica Humanitas". highlighted, a sentence reading "It is important to reaffirm that the 'just war' theory, which has all too often been used to justify any kind of war, is now outdated."

Noah@corvidnoah· May 16

I just gotta get more globalist

results from my findmypolitics.com test: I am categorized as a "social democrat", with categories as such:

economic: 84% left-wing
social: 87% libertarian
civil liberties: 59% pro-liberty
governance: 94% globalist
system trust: 28% high trust

Noah@corvidnoah· May 1

gay guy who's "going to be okay" (it was 24 degrees today)

a picture of me looking top left from the camera (i was distracted by a massive hornet i saw), sitting at a table outdoors in the sun, a grilled cheese in front of me, wearing a shirt with a butterfly graphic on it

Noah@corvidnoah· Mar 18

watched Testament of Ann Lee

mikesmic letterboxd review reading "oh amerylda streepfried....."

Noah@corvidnoah· Mar 8

my 9 games. play Death of a Wish, it's really good

9 game grid, featuring Death of a Wish, Blue Prince, Victoria 3, I Was a Teenage Exocolonist, Lies of P, Hollow Knight, Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords, Elden Ring, and XCOM 2: War of the Chosen

Noah@corvidnoah· Feb 25

what do you mean my prime minister follows the hot guy that was on drag race

Instagram showing rob jetten, prime minister of the Netherlands, following Froy Gutierrez, a hot guy who was on drag race

Noah@corvidnoah· Oct 28

trend hopping bc being tall means i don't need to be original

Your height is in the top 5th percentile, taller than 95.17% and shorter than 4.83% of adult males from the Netherlands. Graph showing a height curve, peaking at 181 cm, with a red line representing my height at 193 cm

Noah@corvidnoah· Sep 16

inside me there are two wolves

lyric from "vodka cranberry" by Conan Gray: "Now I look dumb and you look mean"

Lyric from "I Know The End" by Phoebe Bridgers: "After a while you went quiet and I got mean"

Noah@corvidnoah· Aug 22

craziest shit ever it was made for me

Noah@corvidnoah· Aug 22

RETVRN

the great sigil of the Batavian Republic

Noah@corvidnoah· Jun 7

shifting into Italian mode (i need to start a new save so i will need to get past the fuck ass cathedral first)

Steam email notifying me that Lies of P: Overture has just released

Noah@corvidnoah· Jun 3

its funny because lmao fuck this government but also: he said the thing

"Het ziet er niet goed uit" en "we hebben een serieus probleem", zei Wilders na een ingelast asieloverleg op zijn werkkamer in de Tweede Kamer

Noah@corvidnoah· Jun 2

looked up a guy i was lowk flirting with and he works for a catholic org...

gif of a woman saying "oh" and looking confused

Noah@corvidnoah· May 24

it's sleepy saturday

Noah@corvidnoah· May 12

my runner up. i really loved this incredibly gay x-factor team and i have not been able to stop myself from saying "downhill on some fucking snow?" at random times i just love Wanda's super gay sons

background: Prodigy trying to hold back his boyfriend Tommy
foreground: Northstar

Tommy: Hey, you used to be an Olympic skier too, right? You won gold a few times. God, I bet you were fast. Olympic speedster skied?! Olympic speedster skier going downhill on snow?!
Northstar: I'm also rich and gay, since you seem to be keeping score.
Tommy: Downhill on some fucking snow?!

Noah@corvidnoah· May 11

i just reread almost all of the Krakoa era and i have pored through many strong candidates to decide on this one

background: Polaris, Aurora, Northstar
foreground: Prodigy talking to Akihiro

prodigy: so--
akihiro: is your mutation just being a huge nerd or something?
prodigy: kind of, yes. is yours just being a huge slut?
[pause]
Akihiro: kind of, yes.

Noah@corvidnoah· Apr 29

no Andor coverage [influence lost: kreia] KOTOR 2 coverage instead [influence gained: kreia]

Dark Side points gained
Light Side points gained
Net Light Side shift
Influence Gained: Kreia
Influence Lost: Kreia

Noah@corvidnoah· Apr 27

I'm pretty by the way

Noah@corvidnoah· Apr 23

this as top suggestion is crazy but it was what i was going to google so i can't be mad

Google search bar with "is wallows" typed in. the top search recommendation is "is wallows gay"

Noah@corvidnoah· Apr 17

rare Blue Prince death screen, not everyone has that

black screen, reading in white text under a picture of a moon and two stars:
"Unfortunately, you tripped and must now
FALL IT A DAY
You have pushed yourself OFF the very edge of exhaustion and appear to have fainted.

The next morning you will awake in your tent with only a blurry lingering memory of a dream you were having. A dream in which you were falling."

Noah@corvidnoah· Apr 11

i was leaning out the window to take a picture of the sunset (see exhibit #1) when i saw them emerge from a little gap in the insulation material (see exhibit #2)