The Flight Attendant

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The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· 21d

Lol, my mom's dog Zoe looks like she's high 😂

7 lb brown, half shih tzu dog lying on a tan couch with her mouth open and tongue showing, her eyes are half open as well and she looks like she is high on drugs but she's just hot from getting home from a long walk. This dog does not enjoy exercise.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· 27d

Two French bulldogs at the vet. My dog is fine, she was just having her teeth cleaned. #dogsOfMastodon #DogsOfFedi

A white Frenchie dog looking kind of sad or possibly sick, sitting next to a black and white Frenchie on full alert with their ears in bat mode.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Jul 11

@karlbode.com Ok, here's someone i absolutely cannot figure out. David Dayen, (who i follow and quite often agree with) the executive editor of The American Prospect- which is supposedly a progressive publication... Hosts a podcast with Matt Stoller. How does […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

David Dayen is the executive editor of The American Prospect. He is the author of Monopolized: Life in the Age of Corporate Power and Chain of Title: How Three Ordinary Americans Uncovered Wall Street’s Great Foreclosure Fraud. He co-hosts the podcast Organized Money with Matt Stoller.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Jun 24

My elderly mom recently got scammed out of $17,500 by a close friend & had to get all new bank accounts. I'm currently visiting her & setting up all of her bill automatic payments. While using her desktop computer, I realized that it doesn't qualify for […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Photo of a hp pavilion desktop computer box from 2017. The computer is the 570-p017c from Costco. It has 16GB of RAM memory

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· May 28

I just found out that my elderly mother has been scammed out of $16,500 by one of her "good friends". I am so angry! ALSO- I can't stop shitting. 🥲🥹🫠 #IBS

A meme I made out of 90 Day fiance personality Statler saying,

"My brain and my stomach are very much connected.

And so, when I start getting anxious,

it's like, Lightning coming out of my--

my butt."

She is saying this as she is packing her luggage and transporting it to the airport to visit her girlfriend in the UK for the 1st time.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· May 15

@eliasisquith.blog Oh No

4 part comic by Sarah Andersen

Angel with wings says,
You have been given...

THE GIFT

OF

LIFE

Nearly a century of consciousness! How will you use it?

The last frame is a person with bugged out eyes staring into a computer screen

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Apr 19

Drew Carey wasn't lying about seeing Phish at the Sphere in Las Vegas! It was amazing live art! Go and see it if you can! We loved it #phish #liveMusic #sphere

Still photo of a crazy colorful animation from the sphere in Las Vegas. Very psychedelic

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Mar 26

Lol, as seen on Facebook today. This is from a flight attendant work group that I'm in, I removed the names from the screenshot.

The meme is a modified picture of confused ??? Nick Young ??? with a red flight attendant scarf added The text attached to this Facebook post says,

Top contributor
3h

Y'all, why ICE argued with me about wearing my badge through security. I'm like

Me: "sir i have to wear it, i work here"

Him: "well why do you have luggage?"

Me: "um, because I'm going to work, I'm a flight attendant "

TSA agent: "you see how hard they're working?, we have to babysit them"

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Mar 5

@jamisonfoser.bsky.social Here are the 15 cities most vulnerable to a nuclear attack according to the Shreveport Times-

1. Great Falls, Montana: Malmstrom AFB missile silos

2. Cheyenne, Wyoming: Francis E Warren AFB

3. Ogden/Clearfield, Utah: Hill AFB

4. Shreveport, Louisiana: B-52 bomber base

5. Honolulu, Hawaii: Pacific naval/air operations

6. Omaha, Nebraska: Offutt AFB, former Cold War command hub

7. Colorado Springs, Colorado: NORAD headquarters

8. Albuquerque, New Mexico: Kirtland AFB nuclear arsenal

9. Washington, DC: federal government

10. Seattle, Washington: Naval Base Kitsap

11. San Francisco, California: financial center

12. Houston, Texas: population/energy hub

13. Chicago, Illinois: population center

14. Los Angeles, California: population center

15. New York City: financial capital

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Jan 11

I'm starting a thread to post some of the #protest signs we liked from the #ICEOutForGood protest in Las Vegas, Nevada today. #iceOut #ICEmurder #ice #indivisible #5051movement

Protest photo showing many people holding black signs displaying the names of people killed by ICE including Renee Good and many others

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Dec 31

@nberlat.bsky.social The filmmaker has said that the witch is a metaphor for alcoholism.

The final chapter of this movie with Alex and the parents, that's autobiographical. I'm an alcoholic. I'm sober 10 years; my father died of cirrhosis. Living in a house with an alcoholic parent, the inversion of the family dynamic that happens. The idea that this foreign entity comes into your home, and it changes your parent, and you have to deal with this new behavioral pattern that you don't understand and don't have the equipment to deal with. But I don't care if any of this stuff comes through, the alcoholic metaphor is not important to me. I hope people have fun, honestly. It's not really my business what people make of the movie. I have nothing to say about it, because the movies should speak for itself, and if I have to comment on what people should get from it, then I've failed as a filmmaker.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Dec 24

Happy Festivus! From my friend's new pug puppy Frankie! 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 #dogsofmastodon #dogsofpixelfed #DogsOfFedi #dogs

A tiny baby pug standing on some grass looking directly into the camera with gigantic puppy eyes.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Dec 6

This dog wishes you a happy - ONLY 14 MORE DAYS UNTIL WINTER SOLSTICE AND DAYLIGHT BEGINS INCREASING AGAIN ☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞☀️🌞 #SAD #seasonalAffectiveDisorder #seasonalDepression #dogsofmastodon #blepcember

Very close up photo of a black and white shih Tzu with a black nose, her mouth open & a tiny bit of her tongue showing

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Dec 1

Here's my sister's dog Ruth, being a good girl, as usual #dogsofmastodon #dogsofpixelfed #DogsOfFedi #dogs #mondog

A brown and tan pitbull lying on a tan ottoman looking slightly perplexed

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Nov 20

Formula 1 grand prix Las Vegas starts again today. It's an idea so bonkers that I can't believe it's real even though it already happened once in 2023. #lasVegas #f1 #racing

Screenshot of an aerial photo of the formula One race track in Las Vegas that goes down Las Vegas boulevard.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Oct 31

I wore this temporary face tattoo to a #Halloween party a couple weekends ago but it took 2 days to remove. Wondering if there's an easier way than oil and exfoliation? I did a test tattoo on my stomach and that's where I tried the Scotch tape removal method […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Oct 30

This is where I toot from

A toilet with Swiss mountain peaks in the background

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Oct 28

@brandibuchman.bsky.social Here's me pulling out my gigantic old LDS scriptures twice in one week .. this time to read revelation 13: 3 which says, "And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Photo of a bible opened to Revelation chapter 13

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Oct 22

An airplane dog for your #TongueOutTuesday enjoyment! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogsofpixelfed #DogsOfFedi #blep #bleptober

Tiny hand-sized Yorkie wearing a pink vest, being held by someone on an airplane wearing a long sleeved blue shirt and blue jeans. A tiny bit of the dog's tongue is showing.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Oct 20

@anamariecox.bsky.social Yep! This is literally the first sign I saw at the #noKings #protest in Las Vegas on Saturday #nokingsday #NoKings2 #indivisible #50501movement

The back of a protestor holding a sign that says, "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR" at the #noKings protest in Las Vegas

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Oct 18

It's nap time cuz we have a Halloween party to attend tonight but here's one of my favorite pictures from today's #noKings #protest in Las Vegas. #indivisible #50501movement #lasVegas #Nevada

2 inflatable frogs . One is holding a protest sign that just says "Nope" Another protest sign in the background says "She told you so"

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Oct 12

Ok! So i forgot to take a photo until i had already removed my top. While this may seem risque, I assure you it's not! It's intended to be a pro vaccine photo! I got my flu shot! After previously getting my covid shot last month. #fluShot #proVaccine #getvaccinated

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Sep 20

I booked my appointment online & had already checked the box that I was "eligible" so the pharmacist administered my #covid shot with zero questions asked. Of course, I told the lady about the loophole but she was older than me & really upset! We shouldn't […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Screenshot of the questions on the CVS website one has to answer correctly to receive their covid booster in Nevada as of September 20th 2025
All fields required.

Have you received a COVID-19 vaccine in the last 2 months?

Yes

No

Please confirm you would like to receive the COVID-19 vaccine and are eligible.

Yes

No

CDC conditions and risk factors (hyperlink)

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Aug 27

Happy International Dog Day from my sister's dog Ruth! #InternationalDogDay #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi #dogsofpixelfed #dogs

Brown and tan Pitbull sitting on the couch like a human with a funny look on her face.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Aug 20

Zoe says stop doomscrolling and go outside! #TongueOutTuesday #dogsofmastodon #dogsofpixelfed #dogs #blep

Tiny brown half shih Tzu dog with her tongue hanging out

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Aug 10

Before & After. She's looking like an adorable puppy! Her head is so round! #dogsofmastodon #haircut

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Aug 10

Post grooming- Ok! She actually looks really cute! I'm going to have to buy some of these bows that have the rubber band attached, but I can still put bows in her hair! This puppy cut is going to be much better for the pool! And I'm sure she'll appreciate […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Aug 9

I just dropped this precious baby off at the groomer & asked them to give her a puppy cut. We've been grooming her ourselves for a decade & while her pigtails look cute and distract from her ugly teeth, she hates them & is always pushing hair into her eyes […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Black and white shih Tzu dog with two pigtails and disheveled hair covering her eyes

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Jul 17

This stuff is SOOOO good on eggs! I'm sure it's probably good on other stuff too, but so far I've just been eating it on eggs everyday. 😋 🤤 #food

Photo of a hand holding Trader Joe's crunchy chili onion sauce.

The Flight Attendant@cosmictraveler· Jul 6

Cat on a plane! ✈️✈️✈️ #caturday #caturdayeveryday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #catsofpixelfed