Zak

@courtaeous

weirdo with a beardo. pet lover, nerd, gaymer, nature weirdo, lover of books. here to chat, tell stories, make friends and share the things that make me happy. My better half is a nurse 🩺🏳️‍🌈 📌Epekwitk/PEI

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Zak@courtaeous· Jul 15

Another one in the same spot! WHY are they up on the door frame like this? Lying in wait for when someone walks under it?!

An earwig hiding on top of a door frame. In the background is an office boardroom with white walls, grey/black carpets and mini kitchen area.

Close up of an earwig hiding on a door frame. Ready to drop down on anyone who enters.

Zak@courtaeous· Jul 7

Me: "I'll put the clean clothes away once I'm finished with all my laundry..." Steve:

A small grey tabby cat sitting atop a giant pile of clean clothes piled on a bed in a spare room.

Half the clothes are folded, the other half are lumped together in a pile.

The cat looks very comfortable and content.

Zak@courtaeous· Jul 5

Zak's new word of the day: ✨Moribund✨ 1. no longer active or effective: close to failure 2. very sick: close to death 3. being in a state of inactivity or obsolescence 4. being in the state of dying : approaching death

Moribund adjective

1. no longer active or effective: close to failure

an actor who is trying to revive his moribund career

a moribund economy/industry

The peace talks are moribund.

2. very sick: close to death

The patient was moribund.

moribund [=dying] trees

Zak@courtaeous· Jun 30

Deep Space 9 reference spotted on an episode of The Weekenders!! Deep Dish 9~ Rewatching shows, I catch a lot of jokes and references I missed as a child.

Screenshot of an episode of The Weekenders. The pizza restaurant is made to look Sci-fi, the sign reads "Deep Dish 9" and looks like a UFO.

Screenshot of The Weekenders. The pizza server is dressed in an orange Star Trek Uniform, delivering a pizza with neon green cheese. He's wearing goggles and a headset. You can see the back of Tino's head in the foreground and Carver looks concerned in the background.

The server is saying "One Photon Torpizza, hold the dilithium".

Zak@courtaeous· Jun 21

@kehlee.bsky.social "Kelly Taps" still coming in clutch. Three years post-break and I use this trick all the time. A little tap tap tap and ✨POP✨ it's open.

A giant jar of pickles with its lid off. The lid is red and sitting in the foreground next to a cleaver on a cutting board. In the background is a plate with two freshly cooked smash burgers.

Zak@courtaeous· Jun 13

Homemade pizza night 🤤 Mine has cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes, olives, capers, and lil' pepperoni bits. The crust is brushed with olive oil and herbs. 2$ pre-made pizza dough from Buns & Things is the shit. Highly recommend ✔️

A square homemade pizza on a white cutting board. The countertop below is black and grey granite. A large cleaver is next to the pizza for cutting.

The pizza is topped with cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes, green olives, capers and chopped up pepperoni.

Zak@courtaeous· Jun 13

Facebook marketplace: Used bedpans perfect for mounting on your front door?! 💩

7 bedpans sitting on a bench. 5 white, and two blue pans. Varying states of use, most have chipped paint and other slight damage markings.

Bedpan (Planters) 10$

A blue bedpan hung upside down on a white wooden door. An Ivy is planted inside the bedpan. 10$ Bedpan (Planters)

Zak@courtaeous· Jun 11

This stuff is strange. Like, white ppl kimchi. The cut, texture, smell and taste are all just like sauerkraut? As a kimchi 1/10 As a spicy sauerkraut 6.5/10

A left hand holding a jar of Ocean HALO Kimchi. The jar has a Red and black label.

Zak@courtaeous· Jun 4

(memory) One of the most satisfying pictures I've ever taken. ✨ Condensation ✨

A zoomed in picture of a pink can of bubly covered in a fine uniform layer of condensation.

Zak@courtaeous· May 30

Me anytime I talk to the birds on my walk:

L from Death note looking up and saying "I GAINED ANOTHER FRIEND"

Zak@courtaeous· May 19

Working hard at the college~ This pic is from our recent staff day scavenger hunt.

4 people standing in front of library book stacks.

From left to right:
A tall man wearing red is pointing at the group next to him. A woman wearing blue is crawling out from under the stacks. A woman wearing denim is doing a handstand, and finally a woman wearing all black is reading a book she is holding.

Zak@courtaeous· May 16

We planted a purple flower garden today 💜 Hydrangeas, hyacinth, muscari, tulips and two trees! Lemme tell ya, we are outta shape. That was a WORKOUT. 80% of our time was spent removing rocks and tilling/amending the soil. He kept snapping secret pix of me working.

A man in green shorts and a T-shirt is lying on the ground digging a hole with a small shovel. The earth in front of him is a mix of red irony soil, top soil and black earth mixed together.

Two small hydrangea plants sit in pots next to him.

Zak@courtaeous· May 2

Steve and I are ready for adventure~ 🤠 She loathes the hat so was given extra treats and love for tolerating it long enough to get pictures.

A man wearing a blue hoody and a striped T-shirt, smiling holding a small grey tabby cat wearing a denim hat. The hat has cutouts showing the cats ears poking through. The cat looks unhappy.

Close up of a small grey and white tabby cat wearing a blue denim hat. The cats ears poke up through the openings in the hat. It has a chin strap.

The cat has giant whiskers and bright green eyes. She's looking away from the camera, unhappy to be wearing a hat.

Zak@courtaeous· Apr 27

Mimi vs. Tentomon.

Mimi from Digimon. An American Girl with a pink dress, a giant pink hat, leather gloves and a leather purse. Standing in front of a forest and hillside.

Tentomon from Digimon. A small red segmented beetle like digimon with giant green bug-like eyes.

Zak@courtaeous· Apr 9

I also ordered the retro mug I've had my eye on. Look how cute!

Zak@courtaeous· Apr 4

Pokopia has me in a choke hold. It's been a good distraction while I heal from surgery so I'm not complaining 😁

Ditto from Pokopia, dressed up like a team rocket grunt, posing for a selfie in front of Mewtwo

Blastoise working behind the counter of a pokemon center. His goods for sale are displayed out in front of him.

Flaffy the pokemon hanging out next to some bonfires and poke dolls, a pink house is in the background.

Zak@courtaeous· Mar 20

Steve (Seven):

A small grey tabby cat with green eyes looking up at the camera. Sitting on a cream coloured tile floor. Two feet in black socks can be seen at the bottom of the image.

A zoomed in picture of a grey tabby cat basking in the sun. Her eyes are closed enjoying the warmth of the sun. She has a white muzzle and long luxurious whiskers.

Zak@courtaeous· Mar 16

I just learned what a Bichon Frisé is. Made me laugh out loud like a fool bc what?! 🤣🤣🤣

Two white Bichon Frisé dogs with perfectly groomed round heads.

4 troopers from the movie Space Balls in their all white uniforms with perfectly spherical white helmets.

Zak@courtaeous· Mar 4

For breakfast he packed me 9 grapes. I'm not complaining and I love that he packs my lunch/breakfast most days but...

Zak@courtaeous· Feb 18

Meh. Ratios are WAY off. It's just a shit tonne of Frank's on a dry chicken patty with some lettuce. 3/10.

A McDonald's cardboard burger box that says "Frank's RedHot" sitting on a wooden tabletop.

Zak@courtaeous· Feb 11

If you Google Trivago Teeth guy images like this come up 🦷

The man with the big white perfect teeth from the Trivago commercials, but his teeth are enlarged. His top teeth are so large they cover his bottom teeth and lip.

Zak@courtaeous· Feb 11

I definitely looked like a dork. I was up to my knees in snow trying to take closeups.

Close up of a tree branch coated in millions of ice crystals that look like thorns.

The background is a white/grey sky.

Zak@courtaeous· Feb 11

Did anyone else take a close look at the ice crystals coating all the trees this morning?! It's millions of crystal thorn-like protrusions. Magical ✨

Zak@courtaeous· Feb 9

To make myself feel better about getting SCREAMED at, I bought myself things I've wanted for a long while... Mortar and pestle, a steamer basket and a CLEAVER! AND Jasmine tea, a favourite.

Black mortar and pestle, a metal steamer basket, a cleaver and jasmine green tea, all in their original packaging, sitting on a granite countertop.

Zak@courtaeous· Feb 6

I just checked my quit vaping app for the first time in a long time. 346 days nicotine free BABY! It has almost been an entire year 👀

Quit vaping app. 346 days, 5 hours & 22 minutes without vaping.
$3981.57 saved.

Zak@courtaeous· Feb 4

TWO SOUPS!! Trying to meet my soup quota.

A brown cafeteria tray holding a large bowl of Thai Green Curry Soup, a small bowl of beef and barley soup, a small bowl of Strawberry Rhubarb cobbler, a freshly baked garlic bun, a large glass of lemonade and some cutlery.

Zak@courtaeous· Jan 26

Everyone: "Zak, why don't you use the security game more?!" The gate:

Zak@courtaeous· Jan 20

Is this post actually about Steve? 😂 She does this every other night! I leave the door open wide enough for her and she still SLAMS it open. Steve mid mlem ↓

A small grey tabby cat sitting funny, folded in half, with her tongue out. She has HUGE whiskers. She has a white muzzle and belly.

Zak@courtaeous· Jan 19

Apparently exactly 17 years ago today was a snow day too! How is it that I've been using Facebook for THAT long? Old.

Facebook memory from 17 years ago.
January 19, 2009.

"School's closed. woo."

Zak@courtaeous· Jan 16

Mitchell bought cosmic brownies at Walmart as a little treat~ Once we got home we realized the box had already been opened, and taped back up. TWO brownies are missing?!!