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cory hughart

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cr0ybot.com Proprietor of @crockoftime.com, a personal fermented food journey Senior web & app developer #WordPress #React #CSS Possibly a robot | he/him

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cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jul 22

🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶

Sliced tomatoes and basil with olive oil and a hunk of burrata.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jul 21

IT'S HAPPENING

A bountiful harvest of vegetables, including a large basket of heirloom plum and beefsteak, 2 bowls of a variety of cherry tomatoes, and some bonus cucumbers and yellow zucchini.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jul 2

please stop, I just found one in my expensive jumbo breaded shrimp

Culver's breaded jumbo shrimp with boom boom sauce and an infowars elf

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jul 2

got the shrimps

Jumbo breaded butterfly shrimp from Culver's with boom boom sauce

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jun 19

This book is from 2006. I live in the Chicago suburbs and by the 2023 hardiness zone map I live in 6a, not the 5a of this map.

Hardiness zone map of Illinois from 2006. The upper half of the state is mostly zone 5a.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jun 16

Dale Cooper, dressed in a black suit, floats in a glass box

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jun 11

A poorly-drawn man with bulging face says "y no livestream"

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jun 9

Had to take a screenshot of my #Pebble because it's the first time I've seen the forecast weather alert symbol in the wild (lightning bolt) on my custom Carbon watchface!

Screenshot of Carbon watchface for Pebble, which includes the time and date in the center, a 24 hour temperature graph along the bottom, and a precipitation graph along the top with cloud cover above and a lightning bolt below with a span line over several hours.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· May 29

Just released version 1.2.0 of the Carbon watchface for #Pebble, now with a config page for customizing temperature unit, date format, and battery display. apps.repebble.com/48b38a54db6d...

Screenshot of config page as described.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· May 28

The screenshots you keep seeing are not doctored...

Screenshot of a Google AI overview for the search "how many j's are in google" and the response is "There is only 1 "j" in the word "Google". G - o - o - g - l - e"

cory hughart@cr0ybot· May 25

Today is my first #TowelDay without Sampson in 13 years. Had a good cry over breakfast. Miss you.

Photo of breakfast with a towel that has "Don't Panic" written in large friendly letters on it. It's crêpes Suzette.

Photo from Towel Day 2020 of Cory and Sampson with their towels.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· May 23

Star Trek original series intro screen with text that reads "Mostly harmless"

cory hughart@cr0ybot· May 8

New Steam controller has arrived! I really liked what they did on the Steam Deck, and now I can have that when it's docked.

Steam controlled in its open packaging with instructional illustrations of use. There is a magnetic charging dongle that doubles as a sensor.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Apr 25

After over a decade I finally have a new @repebble.com watch!

Photo of my original Pebble Time on my wrist in front of the newly-arrived Pebble Time 2 still in the packaging.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Apr 23

This is amazing. Tried to do something similar for Molyjam in 2012 but didn't get very far with it. Best of luck!

Screenshot of an unfinished game, a character hangs in the middle of the screen near a hand cursor

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Apr 1

I'm at the #ATproto talk at #ONA2026!

Evol Johnson at the podium, the first slide reads "Cut the Algorithm: Why Your Newsroom Should Run Its Own Social Server"

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Mar 31

I'm sure pretext is very impressive, but... lol

Screenshot of the pretext demo site on mobile; the large title "PRETEXT" is overflowing off the right side of the screen.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Mar 30

At the #ONA2026 conference, any other #WordPress devs here?

Selfie of Cory in the Hilton Chicago's Grand ballroom.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Mar 16

Big Steak + Big Salad dinner was a Big Success.

BIG rib steak on a wood cutting board, medium rare via sous vide + sear (with the help of red rice shio koji), only half sliced up because there's no way we could eat all that. Sauteed shiitake mushrooms on the side.

Big wedge salad with homemade Bleu cheese dressing, sprinkled with bacon, cherry tomatoes, and green onions.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Mar 14

Happy Pi Day only to those who got married on 3/14/15... Happy anniversary @jackwatson.design ;]

Jack and Cory selfie across a table at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Feb 17

Happy Paczki Day to those who celebrate and those who have just found out about Paczki Day

Photo of a very large filled donut, Twin Peaks Sheriff Department coffee mug for scale (and coffee, black as a moonless night)

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Feb 15

Strawberries are on sale.

A plate of strawberries next to a dish with brown sugar on one side and creme fraiche on the other.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Feb 15

I guess we'll keep pretending until it's too late. www.reddit.com/r/analytics/...

Screenshot of the linked reddit post with a notice that reads "Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/analytics".

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jan 24

Bundle up folks.

Alphonse the dog under the covers in his bed.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jan 15

Welp, from now on I am only buying sensors that are also cute.

Photo of OpenGarage sensor, which is a small white rectangular plastic box with 2 protruding proximity sensors that look like eyes.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Jan 8

New year new me. I am now a weather station nerd.

AcuRite Iris weather station mounted to the top of a fence. The sky is overcast.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Dec 21

All Sundays should begin with this:

Breakfast sandwich made of steamed egg, cheese, bacon, and sauce on an English muffin sitting open-faced next to home fried potatoes.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Dec 11

Who is Cory and what does he like and post about? • Front end #WebDev, #WordPress, and #OpenSource • Indie games & #GameDev • #food, #gardening, & #fermentation (check out @crockoftime.com) • #SciFi, #horror, & #mystery books & podcasts • @jackwatson.design & my boys Alphonse and Hermes

Group selfie, from left to right: Jack (short brown hair, glasses, wearing hoodie), Alphonse (big blonde short hair mutt), Hermes (tiny black fluffy Chihuahua mix), Cory (long mostly grey hair in ponytail, glasses, soul patch, flannel over t-shirt with garlic and herbs on it)

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Nov 29

Fuck you, Ohio. Thankfully I'm just visiting.

Screenshot of bluesky settings, under birthday: Age Assurance - The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on bluesky, like adult content and direct messaging. Is your location not accurate? Tap here to confirm your location.

cory hughart@cr0ybot· Nov 9

A peek at the inside, October 2025.

Photos of David Lynch, Kyle McLaughlin, and Laura Dern next to a neon "TAKE-OUT" sign above the exit in Bob's Big Boy, Burbank CA.

A small figurine in a glass dome of the Big Boy statue with David Lynch features, holding a tray with a chocolate shake and a coffee.