Chris Barrett-Molloy
@cr15bm
Perpetually confused Irishman in Germany. Married. If Lucille Bluth and Karen Walker had a son 🍸. Works in Ops. Posts on video games, politics, pop culture. Private a/c - views my own. he/him 🏳️🌈
I have drank a lot of wine. But I’ve have a wonderful anniversary dinner with the husband. Now I have Dr. Pepper. With a straw.
It’s my husband’s and my wedding anniversary today! 5 years. Still can’t believe I’m married sometimes, let alone for half a decade. Crazy the authorities let that happen. I’m clearly a child. Anyway. I love him ❤️
I’m trying to eat some lunch in my office and this is what is staring at me.
My husband asked me why I did my hair like Prof. Oak and now I can’t unsee.
Me: Eóin, would you mind grabbing me a bar of chocolate when you’re next in the shop? Just something to hit my sweet tooth. Husband: Of course. The bar of chocolate he bought:
The higher the hair, the closer to God. Ft. Pickel patch (they call pimples “pickel” here in Germany which is much cuter imo).
Let’s do this. I can survive the most boring train journey in existence.
Hello. I would like one (1) haircut and one (1) shave please. I look like Worzel Gummidge.
My twink area coincided with my “let’s try bleach blonde” era too.
Checking my photos from the Barcelona GP and man, I need to lose weight. I don’t think I’ve ever been this heavy in my life. The idea of dieting or working out/exercise just fills me with dread. I never have the motivation to stick with them long enough. Maybe I’ll just be this fat forever.
I just got out of the shower (my third today) and I already look like a sweaty mess. 30°C+ plus over 70% humidity is crazy
Good morning! Currently on my way to the office with 18 doughnuts because in Germany, when it’s your birthday, you provide the sweet treats. I’ll never understand. I also have an iced coffee because I’m a tired old millennial.
I know it isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I genuinely think the breakfast on Lufthansa European flights slaps. Always enjoy them. And I gor some fresh fruit in the lounge too so all good on that front too!
The lighting in my gaming office is giving 00s teenage disco. I’m here for it.
I’m not very good at taking photos (millennial duckface anyone 🦆) but Merry Christmas everyone 🎄
I’ve had 1l of mulled wine. I have the tree dressed. I have Christmas music playing. I feel it. I feel Christmassy. It could be the alcohol but then isn’t that what Christmas is about? A constant buzz?
Had a bit of a rough morning with this fella. He got spooked by something and wouldn’t eat. Had to feed him by hand one piece at a time. You’d think butter wouldn’t melt. But I’d do it again for him ❤️