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Are crabs robots? In what way ISN’T a crab a robot?

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Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· 9d

Ants these days don’t build shit. Look at these lazy assholes, sticking their eggs just in the underside of a tarp then acting like I’m the bad guy when I want to mow my lawn. That’s what the tunnels are for, numb nuts!

A bunch of jackass ants trying to collect their ages off a blue tarpaulin.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· 17d

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· 23d

Homer Simpson:
“Ohhh I-get it.

I get jokes.”

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· 25d

Girl, that many people ate at Taco Bell in Detroit before noon.

Katie Miller @KatieMiller
X.com
4,300 people ate at Taco Bell just in Michigan?

Screenshot:
This summer's outbreak of cyclosporiasis has been largely concentrated in southeastern Michigan, where more than 4,300 cases have been reported and at least 100 people have been hospitalized as of Thursday.

Quoted Tweet:
philip lewis • @Phil_Lewis_ @Phil_Lewis_•7h
Investigators have linked shredded iceberg lettuce supplied to Taco Bell restaurants by Taylor Farms as a potential source of contamination in the cyclosporiasis outbreak, according to a report washingtonpost.com/health/2026/07...
3:39 PM • 7/16/26 • 283K Views

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· 29d

Doing some product research #blacksmith

A Google search providing auto complete options for what is obviously about to be some version of “are caltrops legal?”

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jul 12

20# of steel + about 100 gal of propane = this: #blacksmith #bladesmith #damascus

A lump of steel o the shape of a small bar. Lots of surface scale is present but under it can be seen many tiny layers.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jul 8

Article has an absolutely amazing end plug after telling you that working less is one of the keys to happiness.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 30

Finally got my delivery of 640# of specialty low carbon 1006 steel!

A bunch of iron rods on a wooden palette.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 23

I didn’t believe people when they said wedding planning would bring friction to the relationship, but here we are.

A text message bubble:

If you honestly don't understand the difference between an Italian beef sandwich and a sausage at this point, even after we had an explicit conversation about it regarding the late night snack on the catering menu, I won't be able to confer my Chicagoan status onto you at the wedding.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 21

Some real gems in here

Coolio with the book “Frankenstein”, but he’s making it float between his hands with lightning and looking at the camera with a startled expression.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 21

Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

The algae green reflecting pond with cousin Eddie from “National lampoon’s Christmas vacation” emptying the RV sewage tank into it.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 15

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 14

Three panel comic of the “no take, only throw meme”

Circuses?
No bread!
Only circuses!

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 13

It HAS to be a bit, right? RIGHT?!

From TQDC community on Reddit
r.
• 9d ago
Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head?
Educational Purpose Only
I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or I just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the Al. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say.
For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so / was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked Al in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room.
I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery l've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.
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Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 5

Natter how many time I see it, the Knifesaurus always take my breath away. Such majestic creatures…

A knife in progress held together with a bunch of spring clips, arranged in a way that kind of looks like a dinosaur.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· Jun 2

Finally rebuilt my sword tempering oven into a proper PID build

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 27

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 23

Okay… Is that good?

A fortune cookie’s message reads:
“Your intuition will guide you in August.”

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 22

Finally built myself a state of the art tempering oven so I can finish my sword projects.

A bunch of bricks in a repurposed hot water tank with a plastic box of electronics taped to the side. The controller panel is on, the thing seems to work.

A close up look at the electronics box. It is not reassuring.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 20

I regret nothing.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 19

HaHA, found it! Eat shit, final destination demons or whatever.

A rough forged four pointed steel object held in a dirty hand with a hunch of junk in the background where there’s no light. Context suggests it’s meant to be a shuriken and it could theoretically work as one, but it needs finishing.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 19

I like Grogu.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 18

This you?

A bluesky post screenshot:

From: Culture Crave

Grogu without skin
(via tested)
@culturecrave.co • 1d

Two photos of the Grogu robot puppet with hands, head, and a bunch of exposed wires and mechanisms for a torso and legs. In the first photo he looks inquisitive, in the second he looks sad.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 18

Chicago radio host “Mancow” Muller looking disheveled in a car after being insurance mogged by Eagle Woman.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 16

1st panel: a Jeopardy! category titled “Famous Mothers”

2nd panel: Darrell Hammond playing the part of Sean Connery in the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches saying, “my time has come.”

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 16

I would be less hostile towards LLMs if they weren’t ruining literally fucking everything. I tried so hard to gently explain to this chucklefuck that his seemingly genuine interest in “improving the katana” was worth exploring, but should start with learning the fundamentals of blade geometry.

r/Bladesmith

Blade Creation Discussion
O upvotes 16 comments
I get that LLM's aren't appealing to you, that's ok. I use as a tool only. I honestly know a decent amount of info on steels and some smithing, but I don't know enough. I'm not trying to solve anything. It's just a conceptual design I was playing with in my head that I though was cool and wanted to understand the concept as a system. This is literally just an attempt at having a fun conversation with people who would interested in designing something, even if its stupid to people, for fun.
That's all. This isn't meant to be taken so seriously, and the fact that everyone is getting caught up on the Al is just crazy to me. Everyone seems to be misunderstanding the point.

• 19m
I feel like you missed my point.

18m
No I got your point, and I fully expected it. I just don't care. It's meant to be for fun, if you're not interested in engaging then that's fine. You don't have to. I'm not asking for any particular person to join in. It's an invitation, if you don't want it, don't take it.
Learning isn't the point, it's socialization through a stupid, meant to fun, project.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 13

No, actually, I’ve always had skin. Pretty sure it’s supposed to be there. Gonna pass on your skin prevention products but I’ll keep it in mind.

A screenshot from an add on Reddit:

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Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 9

If you’re a crab, you are required to appreciate any art honoring crabs.

Yeonmi Park appearing on The Joe Rogan Experience.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 8

Ours is named Jeremy

A groundhog sits on a wooden deck, looking vaguely like he’s waiting for a bus.

Crabwith A. Cigarette@crab· May 6

And so we begin…