Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀

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Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· 5d

Mitch McConnell spotted at private family dinner upon being released from rehab

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· 7d

Interesting. I think the sides slicked back to look short with the floofy birdnest on top was 50s style long hair for teen boys. It is a childish hairstyle and I swear he should be wearing rolled up blue jeans and some kind of Mormon-esque button down short sleeve shirt instead of a suit.

Domestic abuser Max Miller with his stupid bird nest hair doo

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· 9d

Crabby Phatty hanging out with the crabs.

Rocky coast in Northern California with a view of the bay leading to the Pacific Ocean

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· 24d

Share an 80s movie you will always love

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· 24d

Maybe he was feeling patriotic.

Doris Day Sings The Great American Songbook

Pink and white album cover, US flag in the background, Doris Day dresses in capri pants and loafers with no socks

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Jul 5

Seems appropriate. The original 1933 version of The Invisible Man features a childish sociopath who uses his invisibility to throw things around and kill people.

The Invisible Man 1933 film

Claude Rains plays the invisible man with white bandages over his face and dark glasses, seated in a chair wearing a jacket

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Jun 25

Post a 70s movie that starts with the letter A #70sHorror #HorrorMovies

A small person in a yellow rain jacket and a disturbing party mask of a woman's face with gaudy make up peers around an old fashioned wooden door with the slide lock, antique floral wallpaper in background

Alice Sweet Alice (1976)

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Jun 23

Today I was introduced to this gardening tool called a weed weasel, a dandelion popper or grandpa's helper, and it's the most fun I've ever had weeding in my life.

Ace Hardware gardening tool - weed weasel dandelion popper - red long metal stick with a black t bar handle at the top and a grasping pincher at the bottom with a pedal

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Jun 8

It is because most terrorists in the US are right wing, and right wingers thrive on punching down on the vulnerable, or to the side at their neighbors, while butt kissing the people above them.

Right Wing Extremism Leads U.S. Extremist Killings

Extremist-Linked Killings, 2013-2014

494 Total Deaths

Right Wing - 75.5% or 373
Islamist - 12.6% or 62
Other - 8.5% or 42
Left Wing - 3.4% or 17

Source: AOL Center on Extremism, Murder and Extremism in the United States, 2013-2014. Chart counts deaths not perpetrators. Names shown are selected are examples not a full case lists.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Jun 8

He should stick to his usual role.

A ventriloquist dummy of a white man in a suit in a red tie and glasses who looks like Mike Johnson.

Text: I don't know anything about that

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· May 24

Ok well the Internet disagrees with you, at least on cooking sites. I live in Northern California (not SF). This round sourdough (which is an excellent brand, I get the regular shape too) is from Seattle but I am guessing this is what they use rather than a company from San Francisco.

Seattle Sourdough rounds exist, see, and people use them all the time in Northern California

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· May 23

It is a shitty attempt at a Frisco burger. Someone needs to tell them that it is sourdough toast not an inverted bun.

Frisco burger on sourdough with tomato, bacon and cheese. Probably from a Carls Jr or Jack in the Box ad.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 30

Disney has been evil for decades. I've known this since high school and I'm an adult in my 40s. I ranted about this here like 6 mo ago. Disney isn't your friend, moron. Maybe you should rethink a lot of your centrist liberal assumptions about capitalism. This is why I bitch about Centrists. IDIOT.

Eastcoastnotes

"Okay if Disney is really firing 1,000 artists I am DONE with Disney. I'm talking never spending another penny. Disney will never work in this town again. Make sure they know. DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. This is the thing we care about this week."

April 30, 2026

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 29

Hilariously untrue. While leftists struggle to grasp how a modern person who isn't a 1920s illiterate peasant, who didn't even see a television let alone the Internet, can hold such stupid and cruel right wing views, all right wing thought is exactly as it was 100 years ago. Fascist Italy for one.

Andy. Right wing account on X. @PositivFuturist.

"There's such an asymmetry on the left and right in terms of theory of mind.

We (the political right) can perfectly articulate every single left/leftist talking point - we can explain their entire world view in a way they would agree with.

They can't do the same for us - not even remotely. "

11:16 am 04/28/26

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 26

I've been too angry on here lately. So here's a timeline cleanse.

Shaun the Sheep stop motion animation. Shaun and Baby Timmy pose on a sunny day with the dog Bitzer. Timmy holds a magic wand with a star on top.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 25

Real photo

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Leatherface and his relatives sit at a long wooden table with Grandpa Sawyer slumped over in the center head of the table

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 21

A painting of Medieval peasant women (who could also be nuns with long robes and white scarves around their heads) in a large wooden cart with wagon wheels, traveling downhill in a grassy area under a blue sky. they are holding bottles of wine and one appears to be holding a torch which might be a burning bra.

QUOTE/ Them: be like Jesus

Me: ok *drinks wine, calls people hypocrites, upsets men in power*

Them: NOT LIKE THAT /END QUOTE

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 21

This is an example of why former MAGA and many Rs are just trash people who cannot be trusted. They are not waking up. Look at her absurd arrogance. Note she can't tell the difference between a minor personal mistake and enabling a dictator. If anyone needs to sit the fuck down, it is her.

The Patriotic Blonde: X User Account

QUOTE/ The weakest comments in my social media are You Voted for This. That is SUCH a weak, pathetic comment. Yes. I did. Yes, I worked this guy's campaign. I OWN it. But have you NEVER made a mistake? Never broken up with someone because you realized you were dating the wrong person? Never quit a job that wasn't right for you? Never bought something and had to return it because it didn't work?

Sit Down. /END QUOTE

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 16

Leopard wearing a telemarketer headset.

Text: We are experiencing higher than average call volumes.

Please know your face is important to us and a leopard will be with you as soon as possible.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 15

Pope Leo XIV: - Honor student at Catholic high school - BS in Math - Master of Divinity - Ordained as Catholic priest in 1981 - Doctor of Canon Law - Holy Roman Pontiff since 2025 JD Vance: - Converted to Catholicism in 2019 - Severe Untreated Dunning-Kruger Syndrome - Malignant Narcissism

Eric Daugherty (X user account)

JD Vance responds to Pope Leo: QUOTE/ When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just War Theory. In the same way that its important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think its very, very important for the Pope to be careful when he talks about theology.

And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure its anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and its certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant /END QUOTE

TL/DR: Shoe (X user account) The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology is excommunication time.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Apr 14

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

George C Scott as Police Lt. Kinderman in Exorcist 3 (Jason Miller in the background as the possessed priest rising above people in hell reaching towards him)

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Mar 28

Authentic Banh Mi! So yummy!

Vietnamese Banh Mi sandwich on a baguette with visible pickled veggies and cilantro on white deli paper

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Feb 17

What is wrong, exactly, with the sort of people who knee-jerk praise other billionaires when the worst of the worst are pointed out? Look, if your impulse is to compare Warren Buffet to Elon Musk, and not to say, Jimmy Carter, you're the fucking problem. Is this some form of cuckoldry?

Does your tongue ever get tired of licking boots? in High Medieval font, with a drawing of a black combat style boot.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Feb 5

Men are hovering around preschools counting children's footsteps in the snow to assure more ICE kidnappings, but never fear my friends, there will always be some white male Centrist or his dumb fucking wife hanging around Blue Sky sighing that Leftists are never satisfied for wanting to defund ICE.

Aaron Rupar - a Republican witness in the GOPs Somali Scammers hearing details how he drives by childcare centers and looks at how many footprints in the snow there are to determine how many kids are there. Psycho stuff.

February 4, 2025

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Jan 28

Bari Weiss has apparently decided that instead of reporting the news, CBS will have troll-lol-lol debates (2000s Internet forums style), because at best she should be teaching a 100-200s level expository writing class at a community college.

Bari laid out her vision to all CBS News Employees this morning (leaked to CNNs Brian Stlter immediately): We will no longer tell viewers what happened. We present argument and opinion about what happened. We expect that to offend many of our viewers, and we don't care 4/

Implicit in this message is that our fellow Americans are smart and discerning. That is our job to present people with the fullest picture and the strongest voices on all sides of an issue - and then trust them to
make up their own minds. We will present arguments and opinions

With trust in mainstream news organizations and the legacy press at historic lows - and its not hard to understand why - many people have retreated to news sources that protect them from confusing narratives. We will not determine facts; we will tell you contradictory opinions

I don't need to name them. You know who they are.

Those who have made that move probably aren't going to like what we are doing here. We know this will be offensive and unpopular.

But those Americans who are independents - and that number is large and growing - those want to equip themselves with all the facts, who are curious to hear what is actually going on. Even if it offends their sensibilities. We will have a home with CBS news.

Bari Weiss, CBS, 1/27/2026

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Dec 16

Virgin Mary: "hold my Baby Jesus, I need to welcome Trump to the other side"

Medieval religious art depicting Mary of Nazareth beating down a monstrous horned Satan while an angel holding the baby Jesus looks on. Latin text.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Nov 27

What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? The Sentinel (1977) "Black and white cat, black and white cake!"

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Nov 21

I'll be spending my weekend reading the biography of a local woman who has dedicated her life to helping the poor, and watching episodes of Shaun the Sheep. Current events are just too toxic.

Timmy from Shaun the Sheep. A claymation baby sheep has a yellow pacifier with a bunny drawing.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Nov 1

Day of the Dead (Dia de Los Muertos) is from November 1 - November 2. All Souls Day is technically tomorrow (11/2) but Mass can also be celebrated Saturday evening. Please be respectful of people who celebrate, they are honoring deceased loved ones and ancestors.

Colorful Day of the Dead skull masks are framed by orange and pink flowers. A few small skeleton leg decorations are seen at the top.

Crabby Phatty with Cheese 🧀@crabby-phatty· Nov 1

More classic #HorrorMovies that are some of my favorites to watch on #Halloween The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) scared me to death as a 17 year old. I'm from the South, can confirm Tobe Hooper's caricatures are spot on. Check out his down home, chicken-fried sleaze, Eaten Alive (1976) too.