Crackedegg
@crackedegg666
Rooted in #RealMadrid loyalty, thriving on tasteful chaos. Operating at zero intellectual labor; indulging fútbol ⚽️ spirals, reality betrayals, #TheTraitors, #bb28
RIP Glen. Irish Oscar‑winning musician Glen Hansard 🙏 Music can mean so much
Never mind. Can’t wait for the 26/27 season to start. Real Madrid are about to be serious again 😮💨 #RealMadrid #HalaMadrid
I’ve watched 101 WC matches with two left out of the 104. Today felt odd without one #WorldCup
5 goals, 2 penalties, 1 red card. England vs Mexico delivered everything. A pleasure. #WorldCup
Paraguay tried actual football once, got folded, and abandoned the idea immediately
Woke up to a message from my longtime Japanese friend about the USA 🇺🇸 win. We’ve been talking football since our college days in the UK. I was so sad when Japan were eliminated that I couldn’t bring myself to write. #WorldCup
Rodrygo is telling Haaland to call in sick for Sunday’s Brazil v Norway match 🤣🤣 #WorldCup
They’re calling Group F the group of frauds. Is Sweden heading out or is there still room for an upset #WorldCup
Don’t want to jinx them, but I can’t help it. Love the clip 😀 Coming up next, 🇳🇱 v 🇲🇦 #WorldCup
Yeah, my bracket has Brazil knocking Japan out in the R32, but Japan were still my dark horse if they managed to get through. After that Sweden game, I’m not convinced anymore. #WorldCup
Love this-perfect timing. Fullclip #Worldcup What a game. FT: Cabo Verde drew with Uruguay 2-2.
Here’s the snippet. A Cape Verdean fan was mid‑interview with BBC right before the free‑kick goal, and the fans exploded when Cape Verde scored. #WorldCup
Following FIFA protocol with my Irn Bru lol. England game on in the background and I’m just minding my hydration levels #Worldcup #FIFAWorldcup
Can’t help noticing the refs at this WC are basically recycling this exact color Madrid third kit from a few years back. Had to pull mine out for comparison 🤭 #FIFAWorldCup #WC26 #WorldCup
We’re set up nicely for next season. Can’t wait. #RealMadrid #HalaMadrid
You lot might want to get your facts straight. I don’t see Ziyech anywhere on that squad list lol
Even #Jeopardy got in on the WC fun, but today’s contestants were clueless. They missed three out of five. The best moment was when they pulled up Mbappé’s picture and someone answered “the Golden Cleats.” 😂 Wrong. It was the Golden Boot. #WorldCup2026 #FIFAWorldCup #WC26 #WorldCup2026
My winner pick is France as well, unfortunately. Feels like a repeat final from last year. France just seem inevitable at this point, though I hope we’re wrong.
Cheering for anyone who sends England packing in the WC. Yes, even Argentina, but that exception only works one way lol. And I don’t mind Bellingham becos Madrid loyalty still applies or Kane scoring. Sorry to any English pals out there, you know it’s all love. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup #WC26
Same. I went in for nothing and came out with WC26 paper plates .. in bulk. Like, enough to feed the entire stadium. Zero regrets 🙃