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han 🌟

@crafty-lesbian

27 • they/them consumer of too much media ! 21+ mdni cw: adventure time cr: the long game / the dungeon anarchist's cookbook 📚: 13/25

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han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· 13d

lmaooo (these were not within the same week btw i've been slackin on movies this month)

screenshot of han's last four watched on letterboxd

most recent to oldest:
- oppenheimer (2023)
- the odyssey (2026)
- barbie (2023)
- white chicks (2004)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· 13d

if you (or your friends) are still consumed by the hollanov brainrot, i've added 10 pre-orders for jersey tapestries !! pre-order window will be open until 8/14

crochet wall hangings of shane and ilya's jerseys

on left: ilya's #81 in black with red and white stripes across the top and bottom

on right: shane's #24 in blue with red and white stripes across the top, middle, and bottom

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· 14d

yesss be free

everyone get sluttier now !!!

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· 14d

feeling like dis but i'm going to see new spidey film tmw so i will persevere

tiny my melody plushie floating alone in water

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· 15d

literally me btw

chalk drawing of a red flower smiling with it's tongue sticking out

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· 16d

i am afraid of what this library haul will bring me

the dungeon anarchist's cookbook by matt dinniman and sunrise on the reaping by suzanne collins

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· 17d

happy monday

screenshot of my music queue
- brutal by oliva rodrigo
- bad idea right? by olivia rodrigo
- ugh! by bts
- huh?! by bts
- run bts by bts

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 6

what if i ran away and just never returned :p

white sylvian family cat with spiky fur captioned "i'm just so. and it's getting really"

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 4

everyone get more unhinged now !!!

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 4

FUCKING FINALLY

han holding up a medium iced trifecta mocha from dutch bros

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

ooh btw oomfs, my hair is pink now !

selfie of han smiling at the camera, they have dark brown hair with hot pink highlights. their hair is curled with their bangs braided and two small buns at the top of their head. they are wearing a dark blue denim jacket and you can see a portion of their lanyard covered in different pins

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

film poster for nope (2022)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

film poster for bottoms (2023)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

film poster for to all the boys i've loved before (2018)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

i luv spidey in every universe <3

film poster for spider-man: across the spider-verse (2023)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

film poster for sinners (2025)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

film poster for the holiday (2006)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

dethroned howl's moving castle for me (🫣)

film poster for kiki's delivery service (1989)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 2

film poster for my big fat greek wedding (2002)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 1

genuinely a cornerstone of my personality

film poster for princess and the frog (2009)

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jul 1

stolennn

get to know my favorite movies

for every like, i'll post one movie i love

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 27

behold ✨

celeste animal crossing lego set from left to right: a square with a tree and small group of purple flowers, a square with a yellow crescent moon and a picnic table holding a candle, tea cup and pot, and purple cupcake. there is a blue extension that holds two stars, and a star fragment. the last square has a telescope. celeste is to the right of the formation, she is a red owl with a pink bow on her head. she holds a journal in one hand, and a tea cup in the other.

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 25

DINOnHAS A FRIEND NOW !!! the kids said his name is roger

lime green and yellow pipe cleaner stick figure with white cotton ball eyes, the kids named him roger

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 25

kid walks up to my desk n says “you’ve been dino-ed” and hands me this <3

han holding a brachiosaurus (?) figurine. the dinosaur is dark green with purple and white spots on its neck

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 19

haven’t done one of these in a bit !

get to know my music taste

for every like, i’ll post one song i love

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 19

library haul 🥳

books left to right:
dungeon crawler carl by matt dinniman
woman life freedom by marjane satrapi
is this a cry for help? by emily austin

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 17

this is so fucking cute ??? 🥹

screenshot of lyrics from flowers by niall horan

“sunny disposition, but you listen like the rain”

“stars come out to hear you speak your mind”

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 15

me lately

snoopy looking irritated with a thought bubble that says “i wish i could bite somebody…i need a release from my inner tensions”

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 6

y’all, they finally got me w the sprayed edges + new stickies hehe

this ravenous fate by haley dennings

rose design on the edges of the book

left: cat wearing cowboy hat and cowboy boots that says “don’t stress meowt” across the bottom

right: doodle of a tote bag full of vegetables and bread. the tote bag says “slut for the farmer’s market”

han 🌟@crafty-lesbian· Jun 5

lower than i expected tbh

low unc risk
unc score 18 youth score 82
mostly fine, but a few cracks are showing. stay vigilant.