Crary

@crary

He/him. Originally from the Finger Lakes, moved to the Canadian prairie. Not because it rhymes with my name, but I don't mind that. Lawyer in two countries, competent adult in neither.

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Crary@crary· Jul 7

Live shot of Ken Klippenstein:

The famous "corn cob" tweet from Master Dril, stating "'im not owned! im not owned!!', i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Crary@crary· Jun 26

Hells yeah

The results of a silly online survey which asked me questions about my views and said that my "closest match" is New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani.

Crary@crary· Jun 25

The "epic handshake meme," originally from the movie Predator, in which Arnold Schwarzenegger battles a Yautja hunter in the jungles of an unspecified Latin American country, and which would go on to spawn a series of sequels and the popular "Alien vs. Predator" crossover--here the epic handshake has "CANOES" as the joining point and "Brazil" as Carl Weathers with "Canada" as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Crary@crary· May 11

I wondered if they would think there was such a thing as "overbabied," and all I could imagine was this:

The famously weird Norwegian statue of a naked man apparently Ninja back-fisting three babies and kicking a fourth.

Crary@crary· May 10

A dog wearing glasses and sitting at a computer, with the text "On the internet nobody knows you're a dog."

Crary@crary· Apr 18

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics (one for my fellow crazy northerners)

Crary@crary· Apr 6

I am not a librarian, but I know what book I would suggest....

The cover of former Senator Al Franken's book "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations" that still feels very recent to me despite being decades old at this point.

Crary@crary· Apr 5

My birds got an exquisite breakfast, but I myself settled for three peanut butter eggies.

A picture of a bag of delicious peanut butter eggies from Herehey, which make a surprisingly uninspiring breakfast.

Crary@crary· Mar 19

Had to try it.....

An image of the poster for the new "Dune" movie, made with the Dune meme generator, but featuring the text "Afroman did nothing wrong."

Crary@crary· Mar 13

Wow. This response to an OTC from a Federal Court. YOLO, I guess?

"5. Irion and Egli did not respond to these directives. Instead, they said the show cause order was 'void on its face for failing to include a signature of an Article III judge,' was 'motivated by harassment of the Respondent attorneys,' and 'reflect[ed] illegal ex-parte [sic] communications within this Court." Citation omitted.

Crary@crary· Mar 13

I feel like this has to be the same guy who did "Japan couldn't have attacked Pearl Harbor, it was too far away" after gaining like 2% more knowledge about the world.

A map of the world showing a crudely drawn line from Japan to Hawaii, in a westerly direction (i.e. south of Asia, Africa and South America).

Crary@crary· Mar 11

Dwight Schrute from "The Office" with the text "five minutes ahead of schedule...right on schedule."

Crary@crary· Mar 9

A still of Dwight Schrute from "The Office" with a quote of his: "Five minutes ahead of schedule. Right on schedule."

Crary@crary· Feb 26

Vice president George Clinton would like a word.

George Clinton (admittedly, not the one who was vice president), looking both cooler and more competent and more trustworthy than J.D. Vance.

Crary@crary· Feb 13

Sometimes, when I need a two minute break, I try to drive AIs insane. Here's something that was made for me:

This is an insane AI-generated image depiting the difference between twerking for a bear and doing the "I am human wave" for a bear. By far the best part is that the bear is scratching his head while beholding the twerker.

Crary@crary· Feb 13

dril remains undefeated

a dril tweet reading: "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things, you imbecile, you fucking moron"

Crary@crary· Feb 11

For me, this is tied with: "Frank, how did you know it was him?" "Oh, just a little hunch back at the office." "I thought so...and I brought that little hunchback with me. Charlie! Get over here!"