brett craycraft
@craycraftbrett
i won’t get any older now that angels want to wear my red shoes
2 weeks on the road for work = I desperately need to get some veggies into my life
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana Soundgarden Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains
I’ve lived in LA and Chicago and my favorite tacos are in West Virginia somehow.
“I worked in marketing at a for profit university” is genuinely one of the worst things I’ve ever heard someone just casually say about themselves
I love how my AirPods get all passive aggressive whenever I plug in my phone. “Ohhh ok so you do know how to use a charger I guess”
The US military after claiming it has the power to do anything it wants in the world…
“Even though we’re in Switzerland, the proposal was like Swiss cheese, because there were, you know, a lot of holes that they were able to go through”
On the one hand kids are a wonderful life altering miracle… on the other hand i think I’m gonna watch Troy tn