Creighton ⚒️
@creightonote
Highly regarded Hawkeyes "writer" from Off Tackle Empire. Come on you Irons, Saoirse don Phalaistín
I've been trying to think of what the guys who sincerely say "low-t" remind me of and I finally put my finger on it: it's the hypothetical clientele for Fenton's Stables & Horse Ranch
I'm sobbing dude, what a lovely man. Live your life in a way where people remember you for putting good things into the world instead of bad things. Simple as.
If she actually thought he was that bad then we need to throw her in prison alongside him for working harder than anyone to get him elected
☑️ No work ☑️ nice day ☑️World Cup ☑️3 lunch beers ☑️ never kill yourself
Not how sports work + obvious engagement bait + L + ratio + literally canadian
Not the point because I think open borders sound rad and it's just an imaginary line on a map but Elon Musk saying we're coming after immigrants is like that picture of Drake in the UK locker room
Iowa City had mini golf and a drag show and professional wrestling and stuff outside yesterday and 10x as many people showed up because the vibe was "have fun with your neighbors" and not "what if an 80 year old pedophile did Fyre Festival"
The moderate compromise solution to the supreme court is a windowless box in Guantanamo for each of these gargoyles
Father's Day present to myself (sneaking out of the house for beers)
Bought a new chair for the living room. I classified the old living room chair as "still in pretty good shape" so it's now the Garage Chair where I have my coffee