C. Robert Cargill
@crobertcargill
Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Frogman. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
Jess just decided to spoil me with a random ass gift “just because.” And holy shit is it cute AF. Looks like it’s coffee o’ clock.
Big mac, McDLT A quarter pounder if you please Filet o' Fish a hamburger a cheeseburger a happy meal McNuggets tasty golden French Fries Regular and Larger sizes SALAD CHEF OR GARDEN OR A CHICKEN SALAD ORIENTAL!
Too much death and politics today. Bluesky needs more happy puppies.
The bad news is there are only three more Joe Bob Briggs Last Drive-In specials left. The good news is that tonight is one of them! Tune in on shudder and join the horror community as we watch two grisly summer horror classics (and no we don’t know what they are!) See you there, Bluesky!
What them lying’ ass liberals in the weather service are saying:
Scott and I get asked about this on the regular now, but Scott based his idea of the mask on THE MAN WHO LAUGHS (1928) and the Epstein of it is just a coincidence that one of the most evil men to ever live had an equally evil smile. In the original story, The Grabber is a clown.
I know many of you are watching The Shark Movie™️ for 4th of July, but perhaps this year you can add Jess & my annual tradition, a double feature of coming-of-age movies set at summer theme parks: @gregmottola.bsky.social's brilliant ADVENTURELAND and Rash/Faxon's adorable WAY WAY BACK. Perfect pair.
Cracking open some M:TG packs tonight and pulled this beauty!
Happy Warhammer 11th edition to all who celebrate! This will be my 8th edition playing the game, and it’s weirdly the smallest rulebook to date (that wasn’t an introductory book in a set.) In an era in which affordability is key, not the worst choice. Just one I didn’t see coming.