Crow Lady (@crowlady) · DIRTY

Crow Lady

@crowlady

GenX. Former Texan in Denver. Sometimes cranky.

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Crow Lady@crowlady· Jul 4

Tumblr stays on it

A Tumblr post by lowpawly reading: people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Crow Lady@crowlady· Jul 3

Little ominous there, fortune cookie

Panda Express cookie fortune that reads YOU WILL BE RELEASED FROM THE BURDEN OF YOUR PAST

Crow Lady@crowlady· Jun 27

Picture of female lion biting male in the testicles with text reading "finding out that lionesses have sex 20-40 times a day when they're in heat and if her man can't keep up with her she demands to mate by biting his balls has been the highlight of my day."

Crow Lady@crowlady· Jun 24

This may be my favorite bit

A snippet of an article about how the name Donald is at its lowest popularity ever for babies.

Crow Lady@crowlady· Mar 31

YES IT'S TRUE

Tumblr post that reads:
Observations from Urgent Care
-people who exercise a lot get knee injuries from over doing it
-people who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
-people who don't exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
-maybe knees just suck

Crow Lady@crowlady· Jan 5

Tumblr always has it

Tumblr post that reads: I could start a business where any straight guy who doesn't understand why women don't like him can hire me to follow him around and every time he does something annoying I can point it out like "see, this is why women don't like you."

Crow Lady@crowlady· Dec 25

Get a mother in law who gives you a blingy bracelet flask for Christmas

A hand holding a large silver and rhinestone bracelet that's also a flask

Crow Lady@crowlady· Dec 7

Tiny Ikea tree w presents.

A picture of a tiny Christmas tree about 18 inches tall dwarfed by normal size presents.

Crow Lady@crowlady· Nov 28

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

A picture of a 6 foot black horse that is also a lamp with a price of $12,140

Crow Lady@crowlady· Nov 14

Gonna wear this sweatshirt allllll winter. From moesews.com

Closeup of a blue hoodie embroidered with two Canada geese and the word "Honkers"

Crow Lady@crowlady· Sep 1

A purple T-shirt with a picture of a frog and text reading MILF: Man I Love Frogs

Crow Lady@crowlady· Jun 22

A ladybug on the lavender

Closeup photo of an orange ladybug on a lavender leaf

Crow Lady@crowlady· Jun 4

Some baby geeses spotted today

Adult Canadian geese and goslings calmly walk through a busy intersection

Crow Lady@crowlady· May 30

Watching my baby plants soak up sunshine makes me happy

Close up picture of a lavender plant in a window box planter

Crow Lady@crowlady· May 24

Tumblr still got it

A picture of a living room where there's a new TV and the packing styrofoam has been arranged like a tiny couch and coffee table. It's captioned "TV came with a whole living room set."

Crow Lady@crowlady· May 22

Finally a use for them.

Screenshot of Tumblr post by tawked: Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life...A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

Crow Lady@crowlady· May 18

A graphic of the "semiotic standard" used for the Alien movies I think

Crow Lady@crowlady· Apr 27

Put the herb babies outside today. Grow my pretties!

A picture of a window box full of dirt and a few sprouted herb plants

Crow Lady@crowlady· Apr 26

Reading a little second wave feminism, as a treat.

Cover of the book Kiss Sleeping Beauty Good-Bye by Madonna Kolbenschlag

Crow Lady@crowlady· Apr 17

Mind Horse says "sup"

A pen sketch of a horse on pink post it paper

Crow Lady@crowlady· Apr 12

Also why did the brewpub at the airport call these massive things taquitos? They're basically fried burritos.

A picture of three giant "taquitos" that are fully the size of burritos for some goddamn reason.

Crow Lady@crowlady· Apr 5

Something I wish more Christians understood.

Protest sign reading "Diversity, Equity, Inclusion are Christian Values (just ask Jesus)"

Crow Lady@crowlady· Apr 5

This one got to me.

Protest sign with a drawing of a woman in a headscarf being seized with text IT HAPPENED HERE

Crow Lady@crowlady· Apr 5

Denver protest signs I liked. This one lit up!

Sign with all neon looking cat wearing sunglasses that says TACOS GOOD NAZIS BAD

Crow Lady@crowlady· Apr 5

This one was similar

Protest sign reading WHERE DO I EVEN START?

Crow Lady@crowlady· Mar 28

A screenshot of a Tumblr post from trix-or treats stating: "Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that."

Crow Lady@crowlady· Mar 5

Nice to have an office to put my Legos in.

Women of NASA Legos set featuring Nancy Roman, Margaret Hamilton, Mae Jamison, Sally Ride

Crow Lady@crowlady· Mar 5

Most of the Texas things I miss are food related. Recently I discovered that my preferred cornbread mix was not available in CO. And all other kinds just tasted wrong. So a friend is sending me some. All hail Corn-Kits of Denton, TX. I hope they taste like I remember.

A package of cornbread mix labeled "Corn-Kits"

Crow Lady@crowlady· Feb 14

A map of the Pacific Ocean renamed Golfo de Chile

Crow Lady@crowlady· Jan 26

Cover of The Black Stallion with a rearing horse on it. Because I was that horse girl.