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Crystal Ennis 🌈 (@crystalkatart) · DIRTY

Crystal Ennis 🌈

@crystalkatart

💠AuDHD mess and artist 🏳️‍🌈🍃

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Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 16d

When I point my remote control directly at thetelevision, it barely works. if I accidentally sit on it, it will switch from peacock to netflix, turn on closed captioning, and turn itself on and off 4 times.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 23d

Jimothy has more spine than Congress.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 23d

yeah *flicks cigarette* i knew the muffin man

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 25d

“Hot girl summer, “with a line through the words, crossing them out
“diarrhea parasite girl summer”

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 25d

"There's an Al tool for that."
Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 26d

What's crazy is that vegetable prices haven't gone down. I have to play poopoo roulette AND pay full price??

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 26d

May the cursed lettuce find its way into his Big Mac.
Lettuce pray.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 29d

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything
me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· 29d

My ideal sleeping position? Side sleeping, Left leg straight out right leg 90 degree angle hiked up. One arm under the pillow one arm over. Multiple blankets fan on high NyQuil coursing though my bloodstream. Obama is there.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jul 9

I am a : (blank boxes beside “Man” and “Woman”) checkmark beside “Dumpster fire
Looking for: (blank boxes beside “Men” and “Women”) checkmark beside “Dopamine”

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jul 1

adhd-induced-happiness

A Checklist Of Possible Reasons I Am Upset, To Review When I Can't Seem To Figure It Out:
• did not eat
• new hyperfixation and no time for it
• have not done a creative in 24 hrs
• Bad Sounds
• clothes are touching my body
• cold
• people
• one (1) comment is stuck in my brain like a popcorn kernel
• last time I drank water was ??????
nervous nervous nervous nervous

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 30

I wonder if any medieval peasants stayed awake at night replaying awkward conversations
Just lying there in the dark thinking, "I was weird at the well"

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 30

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 29

A pic of a sign reading “DO NOT” with the lower half covered by a bush, with the words “oh I think I will”

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 20

i hope we get another submersible with billionaires trapped inside of it this summer. we've been good. we deserve it

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 18

mfs in elementary school used to lie about the dumbest shit like bro your uncle was not a power ranger

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 9

America is so fucking weird right now, because almost the entire world is appalled watching videos of an insane man who is clearly asleep and/or shitting himself, while half of America is like "This man is literally Jesus. Unlike OBAMA."

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 8

Inside you are two bricks:
Image of brick saying: Throw me at a cop!
Image of another brick saying: Use me to build community
Both are valid.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 5

me: sitting reading peacefully in a quiet room my husband: walks into the room and chokes, farts, coughs, sneezes, sings, claps hands, falls down

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 5

If you're going to build a fuck ass fighting octagon on the people's lawn in front of the people's house, I should get to fight Stephen Miller in it.
I pay taxes. This is my right.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Jun 2

You guys....we made it all up. ALL of it. Everything. Money. Bills. Gender.
Capitalism. Femininity. Masculinity.
Body image. The 5 day workweek.
Three meals a day. School. College.
Fashion. Expectations. Institutions.
Holidays. Traditions. Literally every single thing that we take for granted as "just the way it's done" is fucking made up and I just feel like it's really important that we remember that.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· May 28

Got candy from Aldi. Hope the kids like N&N's and Skattles.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· May 26

If pride stuff being on shelves offends you because you don't "believe in pride," then we should take away
Christmas stuff because I don't believe in Christmas. Don't like the sound of that? Well then. Mind you own damn business.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· May 18

Hi please don't vape around my baby. We're raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· May 14

judge: you're charged with jaywalking how do you plead? me: *leans into mic* i'll take the death penalty

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· May 9

do any girls out there want to be very close friends in a historical way

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· May 5

Rudy Giuliani taken ill and rushed to Mount Sinai landscaping
Photoshopped image of Rudy Guiliani on a gurney in front of Mount Sinai landscaping

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· May 5

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· May 2

seeing Erika Kirk against my will is like seeing a cybertruck in public

Crystal Ennis 🌈@crystalkatart· Apr 29

icytoes
THE SUN COMING OUT AND SPRING
ARRIVING MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD BECAUSE YOU ARE A CRITTER. NOT A MACHINE.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH A BLADE OF GRASS THAN YOU DO WITH THE DEVICE IN YOUR HAND. BECAUSE YOU OPERATE BY THE SUN AND THE MOON LIKE FLOWERS AND THE TIDE. NOT ON DEMAND LIKE CHATGPT. YOU ARE A CREATURE. YOU ARE A CREATURE. YOU ARE A CREATURE.

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