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Gothic Charm School. Your Goth Auntie and future Vampire Witch Queen. She/Her. Patreon: Ko-Fi:

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Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· 24d

“I SAID YOU ARE NOT GETTING UP”

A tabby cat stretched to her full length, pinning my legs to the couch.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· 24d

The face of a kitty who believes I was away for far too long.

An extreme close up of the face of a tabby cat, who is obviously overjoyed that I’m home from traveling.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jul 11

When you discover the needles in your traveling sewing kit aren’t strong enough to go through the garment you want to alter, it’s time to get creative.

The strap of a black bodice with pink roses, being taken in with a deliberate arrangement of safety pins.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jul 8

Hello from Edinburgh!

A goth lady with bright pink hair and giant sunglasses, standing in front of view of Edinburgh. She’s wearing a black and white striped ruffled dress over a black skirt? And leaning on a pink cane. She’s smiling despite the WHY IS IT SO GODDAMN WARM weather.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jul 4

I’m sulking because my plans for today were completely destroyed thanks to waking up with a horrible migraine. That had a gift-with-purchase of awful chills. London is suffering a heatwave, and I was huddled under 2 layers of duvet.

A screenshot of a post that says: “Sing this to the tune of “Old McDonald”, referring h to the quoted post “I’m so tired sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake”

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jul 2

Guess what I’m doing?!

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jun 28

:: sighs in migraine triggers :: Really, why so much corn syrup? Two types of fucking corn syrup! Whhhhyyyyyyy?

An image listing the ingredients of Heinz ketchup: tomato conch, vinegar, goddamn high fructose corn syrup, even more fucking corn syrup, salt, spice, onion powder, natural flavoring.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jun 26

Bandom playlist or continue listening to all of The Vampire Lestat's released songs? Which will distract me from this stupid migraine enough to get work done? WHO KNOWS?

An image of an exhausted Will Graham from the TV show with the text "LET'S TAKE IBUPROFEN TOGETHER" overlaid.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jun 22

Even my kindest tarot is dropping anvils on me.

The 7 of Swords card from the Wisdom of Pooh deck, based on the original Winnie the Pooh stories and illustrations. Written next to the card are some notes on possible meanings:

Procrastinating
Feeling I don’t need anyone else/I don’t deserve help
Maneuvering behind the scenes

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jun 13

The look of frustration that Clovis Devilbunny is giving me because I finally accepted that maybe, just maybe, the reason I’ve been having more migraines is due to stress.

A golden beige bunny plushie with fangs, wearing an ankh necklace and a bow tie made from the same fabric as the “murder tie” Hannibal wore in the tv series. The bunny is staring straight at the camera, with a frustrated expression on his little fuzzy face.

When Clovis Devilbunny is frustrated with your behavior, you know it’s time for some serious introspection.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jun 11

It looks like Michaels is aiming for the 90s nostalgia crowd with their "pre-Halloween" release that's hitting at the end of the month. I've learned from Tumblr that the Kids Today call this "whimsigoth".

A picture of celestial and divination -themed decor that will be available at Michaels at the end of June. The return of the 90s blue and gold celestial decor is upon us.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jun 6

Today is clean and reorganize my walk-in closet day. Here’s hoping I don’t get eaten by a rustle of feral petticoats!

A row of stacks of skirts and petticoats, watched over by a collection of plushy bears, bunnies, and of course, Clovis Devilbunny.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Jun 2

No advice from your Goth Auntie because she has been trying to sleep off a migraine. Drink some water, take your meds, and be kind.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 30

Freshly redone claws.

A photo of very pointy fingernails that are painted pale sparkly pink with black ombré tips.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 27

PSA: Pyramid Collection is closing and everything is 60% off. I'm telling myself I don't need a motorcycle -inspired leather jacket with a peplum, because it doesn't have pockets and I don't know if it would be too long in the torso. But ooooooh I wants it. www.pyramidcollection.com/itemdy00.asp...

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 22

Oh, and there was that time when Anne Rice herself shared my review of Prince Lestat. The scream I screamed when I saw her post. gothic-charm-school.com/charm/?p=1005

A screencap of a post from Anne Rice (my vampire queen) sharing my review of Prince Lestat.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 22

And of course, possibly the most famous photo of me. With Will Hulihan, during a photo shoot with David Brommer.

A b&w photo of two extremely goth people: A tall man in flowing black clothing, and a seated woman with big hair.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 22

Pictures!

Your Goth Auntie, big black hair, red lipstick, white dress. This was taken at the Anne Rice Halloween Ball sometime in ... 1994? Embrace your cliches, folks.

Your Goth Auntie looking at you over the rims of her glasses.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 19

Here’s the original version:

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 19

Wait wait wait, Achemy Gothic redesigned their classic bat necklace?!?! :: pines in coveting ::

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 17

Ta-da! Covered in clips to secure the edges as the glue sets.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 14

#throwbackthursday from the NYC stop of the 2009 Gothic Charm School book tour! Look at how cute we are! 😍 @peteventers.bsky.social

A goth lady in a black dress with pink buttons, worn over a black and white striped skirt, facing a bald man wearing all black. This is your Goth Auntie and Curmudgeonly Uncle Pete in 2009 during the NYC stop of the Gothic Charm School book tour.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 13

Good GOD that was a good concert. Perhaps slightly more cathartic than I was expecting, and I was expecting a LOT from seeing Florence + the Machine.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· May 4

Proof of concept: turning a men’s suit tie into an exaggerated neck bow. I’m pretty pleased with how it turned out. Next up, doing this with the replica of Hannibal’s “murder tie”.

An oversized double bow made from a pink, black, and white men’s tie.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Apr 30

I didn’t think to take photos of Will’s canon-accurate tiny embroidered scars, but I DID think to take a photo of the Verger brand on Hannibal.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Apr 30

Tiny Murder Husbands!

Little plush chibi dolls of Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Apr 30

In other fandom news: the super-cute chibi plushies of Hannibal and Will that I ordered last year are out for delivery! Listen closely, you can hear Pete's eye rolling from wherever you are.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Apr 29

Miss Erzabet No Biting willingly being near her brother, Vlad!

A cat bed and hidey-hole box with a black cat curled up on the padded lid and a tabby cat looking out the hole of the box.

Goth Auntie@cupcakegoth· Apr 29

Ooooh pretty. This would make a fantastic giant bow for a hat. www.etsy.com/listing/1890...