C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--

@curole

Adult feral goblin child. Chaplain, artist, curmudgeon, cat person. Basically decent but also sweary. Recommended 18+ or with parental supervision. I nuke anyone I find sufficiently annoying. No DMs, followbacks or asking for $€£¥ on the first date.

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¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y curole.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· May 24

Four well-loved vintage paperback Star Trek novels - My Enemy, My Ally (D. duane); The Wounded Sky (D. Duane); The Romulan Way (D. Duane and P. Morwood); and The Final Reflection (J. M. Ford)

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· May 20

I interrupted their rite of greeting between the head lick and the smacking.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Apr 19

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery. (Or don't, I mean, you do you.)

A wooden board with a group of small knotholes that sort of look like the nose and eyes of a small animal peeking out of the grain.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Feb 18

If you are seeing this thread please share a photo without explanation.

A simple doll made of purple fabric with colorful yarn hair rests in a boring beige chair. Its purpose is unclear: maybe stress relief, maybe folk magic. Very sus.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Jan 22

Exhibit A:

Tabby cat snoozing in a cactus-shaped cat bed. Photo taken from across the room because that’s as close as I am allowed to get today.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Jan 10

Takeout box full of noodles with two fortune cookies and a package of egg rolls sitting on the lid.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Jan 7

I’ve been a lot of places once.

A stylized map of the United States with the states color coded by (someone’s) length of stay there. This map shows someone who has traveled through many states but only lived in three.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Dec 21

I’m definitely not a Cat Fancier but I always thought the primary difference between tortoiseshell and calico was that tortie was more of a brindle pattern and calico had distinct red/orange and black/gray patches on a white ground. Our Jinx is a Heckin Chonker (tortie with white, and fat.)

Close up of a dark colored cat surrounded by craft supplies on a bed.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Nov 17

Yr last saved meme is yr moral philosophy

Panel from Tank Girl comic, text: “I can’t let things be this way. We can be wonderful. We can be magnificent. We can turn this shit around.”

Character is sucking on a cigarette and pulling up her boots in a post-apocalyptic desert sunset.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Nov 13

Monty (2007-2024) and Tilly (2011-2025). Monty was a certified Barn Spook and Tilly a secondhand Garbage Gremlin. Both missed.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Oct 24

Not my home, but I know my way around.

Front cover of a Bible (New International Version, paperback edition).

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Jul 28

Sign with lots of text on neon green paper, in a plastic page protector, taped to a beige surface:
Attention travelers - please be careful!
Management is NOT responsible for, nor can we retrieve, items dropped into the composting toilets.
PLEASE take a moment to remove your keys, cell phone, credit card, glasses, etc. from your pockets BEFORE using the toilets.
Thank you!

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Jul 3

Me, a tired, middle-aged white femme with blue rimmed glasses and a lot of curly brown hair.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Jun 21

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

A power strip plugged into itself with the text: when someone says the bible is true because it says so in the bible

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Jun 1

A well-worn cat toy shaped like a pink fuzzy mouse on a dirty wood floor.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Apr 29

Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy and isn’t a selfie

Framed text graphic: I am presently experiencing life at the rate of several wtf’s per hour

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Apr 22

Found it! In my purse, where I evidently took it to a doctor’s appointment on Friday and forgot what I did with it.

Book: Your Brain On Art - How the Arts Transform Us - Susan Magsamen and Ivy Ross.

The paperback cover is an abstract print similar to feathers or brushstrokes in a muted rainbow of colors.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Apr 12

Four panel cartoon of two cats snuggling. 1. “I love you.” “I love you too.” 2. Mutual contentment. 3. Orange cat has an idea. 4. Paw raised to smack the other cat, “Actually you know what”

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Mar 31

Tilly is gimpy old bed gremlin who would like me to turn off the lights and commence with snuggling.

Close up of Tilly, a thin tabby cat wearing a purple collar. She is curled up on pillows with one half closed eye visible and the other behind the tip of her tail. Household junk in the background.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Mar 7

Tilly, a tabby cat, is lying on a sparkly pink pillow with her white paws folded and a slightly grumpy face. Household junk in the background.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Mar 3

Have a cat picture.

Jinx, a chubby calico cat wearing a collar with a yellow tag, is occupying a dark red recliner chair. She is looking at the camera with one paw extended. There are colorful throw blankets and household junk in the background.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Mar 1

Because @scalzi is traveling and away from his microwave, I’m doing my best here. Technically tacos, because my Leftover Chicken Dinner Burritos won’t roll up. I’m an amateur.

A plate on a table holds two tortillas full of mysterious chopped up leftovers and melted cheese. It’s not a Scalzi Burrito but it’s probably edible.

C. L. Curole - Vexed by a smorgasbord of petty bullsh--@curole· Feb 4

My current view. Y’all be grateful I waited until she sat down to take this picture; there’s some things folks don’t need to see up close and personal.