AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze

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AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· May 3

Mer!Dick is a flying fish and he can just LAUNCH himself out of the water and glide and once Clark was flying over the ocean and Dick accidentally launched himself into Clark's arms.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Apr 22

Now in glorious color (Superman 2023 #37)

Superboy prime in a comic store points angrily and yells 'they should be married!' at a customer. His black shirt says 'Bring Red Hood's Helmet Back' and he's wearing a lanyard with fatson todd on it.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Apr 14

Primehood fans need to get more unwell about the fact that there used to be a perfect Earth where Jason never died and became Batman and ended crime in Gotham and Prime killed him then destroyed the planet for not being perfect by his standards (Prime was not of sound mind but STILL)

Superboy prime grabs Jaosn by the throat and plunges him down through the atmosphere at superspeed, causing him to burn up/ Afterwards he looks down at his hand as the ashes disperse and says 'this world will hate me, eh? they won't understand.'

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Mar 31

May I present to you Superman: Lex Luthor Special where young Lex makes a music box that produces music outside of human hearing and ends incidentally soothing baby Clark to sleep with a lullaby only he can hear (and still remembers to this day)

Grayscale, young lex luthor in a flashback sits alone in a field holding a transmitter. He turns it on and music starts to play.

Grayscale flashback, the Kent household. A baby is crying and the music is shown in color on the page.
Close up on the house's top window.
Martha attempts to soothe a crying Clark who is crying throughout the page.
Johnathan: *in distress* We gotta call someone. This can't be normal.
Martha: Babies cry Johnathan, but we can't call anyone...What if they see Clark's...
*close up on baby Clark's crying face*
Martha, continued: ...Different...and take him away from us...
The music enters the panel.
Johnathan: No-one is taking him away from us Martha.

Grayscale flashback.
Baby Clark stops crying and falls asleep. Martha and Johnathan look down on him and smile.
Martha: what did you do?
Johnathan: Nothing, but I'm not looking a gift horse in the mouth.
Martha: He hasn't slept like this since we found him.
Young lex sits in the field alone, playing music he can't hear.
Martha, continued: it's a miracle.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Mar 24

i love him.

Black suit spiderman talks with venom
Spiderman: Now THAT is Roderick.
Venom: I always hated that old %&$#
Spiderman: Venom! You kiss your Eddie Brock with that mouth?

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Mar 19

This is followed by (actually wednesday spoilers for New Titans #33) the reveal that the shitty repetitive recycled storylines of the last titans run were them trapped in a simulation/timeloop giving us this beautiful reaction image

Deathstroke stands dramatically in front of a broken window holding a big gun. Cyborg points his canon at him. Starfire points at him and declares 'It is Deathstroke! He is back with an even BIGGER gun!'

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Mar 18

Reading the deathstroke and new titans issues back to back is giving me emotional whiplash

A distressed Slade throws aside his helmet and screams 'no!' as he rushes forwards.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Mar 17

He wears a labcoat and the cowl like dr mcninja

The webcomic character Dr Mc Ninja, a stereotypical doctor wearing a stereotypical ninja mask

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 26

Leo is down BAD for that DILF. He is not subtle how much he wants that Brussy.

Panel 1: Leo sits on the bed in his cell
Batman internal monologue: He still has to live with the horror of what he's survived and live without those he's lost.
Leo: *looking down at his hands I was afraid you wouldn't come.
Panel 2: Bruce on the other side of the cell in a casual suit with an open jacket and open shirt collar. Caption reads Two weeks later. Arkham Towers.
Bruce: I was told you weren't really afraid of anything, Leo.
Panel three: Leo looks up and smiles.
Leo: What I've done to myself is a little more subtle than that. I've come a long way since your science fair, Bruce.
Panel four: Leo comes closer to the glass. His expression is sympathetic. Bruce's troubled face is reflected in the glass.
Leo: I'm sorry if you're disappointed, but I still wanted to thank you, Bruce, not just for your help but for believing in me, encouraging me, *pause* for caring about me.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 25

I am cringe but I am free (brought a batman teddy bear)

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 22

i made a mothman superman, please appreciate the baby

A mothman like superman with a curled antennae. When his wings are down they look like a cape.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 21

Nuka cola bottle. Fun shape.

a 3d printed model of a nuka cola bottle from the fallout game series. It has a cola bottle shape with flanges at the base to resemble a bomb.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 20

Poorly edited tweet (feeding shelter cats to coyotes meme)
Ultraman icon, Ultraman @rules you all:
Owlman told me enemies keep eating his teen sidekicks so I asked how many talons he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new boy afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding teen boys to his enemies then his butler started crying.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 20

*long sigh* I'm just happy he's back to being a groomer again

Owlman in the batcave approached a bleeding Talon with Alfred in the background

Owlman, running towards him: Talon, my god, what happened?
Talon, clutching a wound in his side: Following...a lead on...the item...*coughs*...got...caught...by...by...
Owlman, leaning over the now collapsed Talon, his fist is covered in Talon's blood: By who, damn it? What was the lead?
Talon, weaker: Cau...caul...cauld...
Owlman: Good soldier. He's gone, Alfred.

Alfred opens the door to a cage filed with teenage boys

Owlman, off panel: Fetch me another one.
Owlman, interior monologue: I train them well.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 11

Red text on a white background topped with a red ork emblem from warhammer 40k

Text reads: Da red wunz go fasta! (the red ones go faster)

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 5

Robcoop feels like this meme

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 5

Controversial opinion but I love this for him: (Knightfight #4)

an older Jason Todd with an older Rose Wilson with eyepatch and shorter hair and a smiling white haired little girl wearing pink hair bows, pink hoodie and pink shoes sitting on Jason's shoulders

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 4

Look at him cry, precious boy

Bruce sits on a chair in wayne manor, slowly starting to cry.
Interviewer: Can we begin?
Bruce: What would you like to talk about?
Interviewer: I want you to talk about what went wrong with Jason Todd
Bruce: I'm sure you already know.
Interviewer: I need to hear it from you, Mister Wayne -- For the reccord
Bruce: I bit off more than I could chew. I thought I could take the pain in Jason's heart and replace it with something better. I thought I could give him a reason to turn his life around
Interviewer: But he missed his mother?
Bruce: Yes. My own mother was shot to death in front of me --
Interviewer: I'm very sorry --
Bruce: *visibly crying* -- But Jason's mother was alive. She abandoned him, but she was alive. And perhaps that's why I didn't do more to stop him from scouring the middle east to find her because of the hope that she was alive.
Intervviewer: But you wanted to give him hope in the fac eof hopelessness?
Bruce: *still crying* I wanted wanted any father wants for his son...hope, happiness, a future of never wanting or never resenting something he could never have again...I just went about it the wrong way.
Bruce: *crying more* I allowed him to have hope...and it killed him.
Bruce: *looks down*
Bruce: *holds his head in his hands and goes silent*
Interviewer: I think we're done here, Mister Wayne.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Feb 4

Honestly miss this kind of energy. Bruce and Bane being civil even if they both know it won't last. (Gotham Knights #42)

Bane reads a letter from Batman

Letter reads:
Bane --
Inject yourself and ANYONE with whom you've been in close contact.
The 'old man' is sick form the virus in the cave. The vaccine will keep you form becoming ill also.
This is NOT a trick.
I will contact you SOON.
BE GOOD!
(Batman symbol)

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Jan 28

Highly amused at this panel of Selina after Dr Strange asks her how many sidekicks Batman has (Gotham Knights #8)

Catwoman stands in front of a window framed by the night sky with her hands on her hips and a confident smile.

Catwoman: Hell if I know. Lost track of the girls. The boys push each other off bridges sometimes. Highly amusing.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Jan 27

Mega Lucario Z Wintergreen with a focus on strengthening his body defensively

Mega lucario Z form Pokemon Z-A, a lucario with all black fur, a longer dress like yellow fur midpiece, a gray mask marking with blue eyes and rounded chest and leg bumps, a long wirelike hair extends from its forehead, gray at the roots but teal at the ends and bent into a z shape at the tips. Its tail is shark shaped. Its feet and arms are teal. Two longer thicker lengths extend from behind its ears, gray at the base and teal at the ends, ending a similar z shaped squiggle. A z shaped squiggle runs down its length. Overall it has a more villainous appearance than mega lucario.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Jan 16

This is just canon right? www.smbc-comics.com/comic/consent

Lois lane, her face highlighted by a kryptonite green glow, talks to a silhoutted superman

Lois: I dont know
Superman: I give you my consent! I'm into it! I'm working through my childhood! My safe word is Metropolis!
Caption: The worst thing about dating Superman is the Kryptonite fetish.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Jan 13

Wish granted~

Joey signs to Slade and Slade smiles

Slade: Yeah...I love you too, son!

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Jan 12

BABY BOY'S GREATEST WISH

Joseph confronts a glowing illusory Slade during a space battle only to be electrocuted, collapse and reveal the illusionist Kalista

Dream!Slade: Joseph. My god, son -- It IS you. When I left Earth I never thought I'd find you here.
Caption: What does he SEE? Damn, Turan -- focus his brain. I must see the illusion.
Dream!Slade: You don't believe it, do you Joseph? But it's me...Look! Slade Wilson, the Terminator -- your father!
Dream!Slade removes his mask
Dream Slade: Don't be surprised. They paid me to fight in the citadel war.
Dream!Slade offers a hand: Come on, son -- ity's really me. Here, take my hand. Hell, son -- I LOVE you. Speak to me son, say something.
Caption: Suddenly Joseph understands and he rears even as the electricity scrapes through his bones, up his spine and into his brain. Revealing itself as Kalista, whose power is to reveal your greatest wish. The illusion fades.
Kalista: He knew? But how? What did I do wrong?
Dream!Slade: Come on, Son -- It's really me

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Jan 4

...I want those boxers badly

Joker in a pale purple singlet and an explosive collar. He is weairng yellow boxers with a pattenr of cartoon batman heads with crossed out eyes and their tongues sticking out. His suit pants are hanging across his arms as he talks with a terrified member of lexcorp staff

Joker: You might want to stainproof the duds, then. Nice work, Needleman. Cigar?
Staff: No!

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Jan 4

I love World's finest covers looking like this

Crude stickfigure drawings of superman and batman with massive rectangular bodies and cape and a much smaller robin stick figure between them with three hearts between the figures.

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Dec 26

Jason the precious baby boy dying rather than disappointing his daddy.

Joker swings the crowbar and Robin!Jason catches it (DCKO: Red Hood vs Joker)

Jason: And that kid? He would rather die than disappoint Batman

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Dec 15

I also have to share this because there's no way I can interpret this other than Joker going 'well if Batman isn't around to have homoerotic tension with I guess I can fuck a hedgehog' like the furry he is

Joker confronts Shadow the Hedgehog. Shadow is dressed as Batman

Joker: Not bad Edgy Hedgy. You certainly have the mood down. You have the makings of a passable replacement.
Joker: *dramatic villainous pose* But there's a cadence to this sort of thing! The dreary Gothamites expect a show! So next time --
*Shadow interrupts joker by kicking him in the face*

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Dec 15

Shadow is allowed to drive the Batmobile.

Batman talking with Shadow the hedgehog in a bat suit
Batman: Gotham?
Shadow: Your city is safe. Here?
Batman: Under control, present crisis aside.
Shadow:...Joker blew up the Batmobile.
Batman: It happens

AKA Twistedwisp/Diseasedbreeze@cursedkaze· Dec 7

Also linking this magical boy Damian art i commissioned from Phantomghul ko-fi.com/ladyphantom