🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning

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libra 🔸️ 30 🔸️ they/he 🔸️ ΘΔ&∞ 🔸️ 🇺🇸 ENG + 🇲🇽 ESP OK🔸️🧡💍 @hemipepsis.bsky.social 🔸️ central florida bogbeast 🔸️ sometimes furry artist 🔸️ AuDHD + OCD plant-based punk 🔸️ i say words recreationally 🔸️ donate to my transition fund here:

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· 24d

new ghost in the shell is rlly good

a screenshot of the 2026 ghost in the shell anime. it features cartoonish crows that are overly-simplistic in design with big fat googly eyes sitting in a mountain of black trash bags

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Jun 23

i made a garlic confit focaccia bread for my husband's birthday yesterday and we have both been farting so bad bc of it

a meme image of a white kitten laying belly-down on the ground with all of its limbs splayed out, the word "splort" written over it

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Jun 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I AM SO SORRY YOU WERE BORN IN JUNE WHEN IT'S GROSS OUT. i found ur baby photos

photo of a wolf puppy drinking milk with the utmost tenacity

wolf puppy drinking more milk, much calmer

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 25

who let this guy operate a forklift. he tried to run me over

a photo of a person clutching a little green tree frog between their pinky and ring fingers.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 24

dawg

a simple illustration of a staffordshire terrier dog's head. it is smiling and surrounded by pink and brown flowers.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 24

doodling my friend’s dog while erik plays ff7

an illustration of a staffordshire terrier mix next to a reference photo of the same dog. it is very sweet, with a mostly white face and light tan markings.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 23

someone let their cricket roam the neighborhood off-leash. does anyone know what breed it is

a photo of a tan cricket with black markings. it has a short fat body and very long jumping legs in proportion to its body.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 19

before i go do things, one of my old coworkers came into get a few things and she had a four week old kitten with her. she just plopped him into my hand. no warning. anyway this is marmalade. he smelled bad

a photo of an orange tabby kitten in someone's hand. its tail and leg is dangling off the edge of the person's palm. its eyes are incredibly big, bulbous, and pathetic.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 19

(rapid little stomplets with a doppler effect)

a moo from klonoa, facing left and skedaddling posthaste

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 19

this guy is harming men everywhere by creating unrealistic beauty standards and i'm so sick of it. i can never be him

art of a moo from the klonoa franchise. it is a red circular creature with simple claw-hands and feet that are not clearly attached by any limbs. it has a vacant stare and a kitty mouth.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 17

sigh. it begins

a photo of a red vehicle's driver-side door covered in a small swarm of lovebugs going at it crazy style

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 15

i wish i was joking

domon and rain from gundam mobile suit g riding a white horse, fuunsaiki, against a galaxy background

shining gundam riding a giant mechanical horse against a stormy background

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 7

some kind of citrus planthopper hitched a ride on my car. sorry for grabbing you like that but petroleum fumes are not good for you.

a photo of an incredibly small white insect on a red car's gas cap. it is small enough to fit in the gap

the same insect with an index finger for size comparison. the insect is less than the length of a fingernail.

the insect gently pinched between finger and thumb, its legs tucked in. sorry buddy

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 5

we just draw dogs biting each other all day like this and say "that's u !!!"

two dogs running side-by-side, play biting each other

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 5

honey lavender bread

a photo of a fresh baked loaf of bread, sliced into on a white cutting board.

a photo of the bread's crust. it is sturdy and evenly golden brown

a photo of a slice that has been toasted and lightly (vegan) buttered

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 3

consider: you can do subtle trans pride

a photo of stiletto-style nails. the nail polish is a baby pink on some nails, with silver pearls on the cuticle. the remaining nails are baby blue with a starry purple glitter gradient toward the bottom.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 3

LIFECREED DUO GAVE ME AN INFINITE COMBO, HELL YEAH

a photo of magic the gathering cards on a table. from left to right:

exquisite blood - sanguine bond - gurmag swiftwing - lifecreed duo

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 3

magic the gathering night. my husband landfalled his way into a 72/13 commander. he is now going to play his vivi ornitier deck.

meme image of a small rabbit with a backpack. "she's so small and her backpack is so full of . explodives"

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· May 2

banned from WRITHING on the ground like a WORM until we PROSECUTE YOU

man accused of being 'someret gimp' banned from 'wriggling on the ground' before trial

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Apr 27

i LOVE the new art for this card. big feelings

a magic: the gathering card.
text: monstrous rage. 1 red mana cost. instant spell. taget creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. create a monster role token attached to it. (if you control another role on it, put that one into the graveyard. enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)
"there is no limit to the ways that anger can twist and break us." -- revenge and its manifestations.

illustration: a man standing upright facing the left, his skin removed to show his muscles beneath. there is a red silhouette of a slightly larger shambling beast around him with fangs. around that beast is a much larger, hunched over black silhouette of a lycanthrope. there are three skulls surrounding the sillhouetes in a triangular formation, progressing from a human skull to a canine skull.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Apr 26

charcuterie board bc i finally hosted my mtg friends and i love being hospitable

a photo of a charcuterie board on a table with cheeses, colorful veg, grapes, amd sliced meats. on the sides are colorful bowls full of berries, nuts, and pickled vegetables.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Apr 18

i asked the surgeon during my top surgery consult if i could keep a mammary gland as a wet specimen and he looked like he was trying to blow me up with his mind. pathology? that wont be necessary,

an illustration of a cybernetic canine anthro sitting cross-legged. he is wearing a dark green binder and a pair of yellow-green shorts on a blue background.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Apr 12

poke bowl at home for lunch. bc it is going to be my obsession meal while o use up all the ingredients

a photo of a poke bowl with a soy sauce marinated egg, marinated tofu, homemade pink pickled cucumbers, and wakame over rice.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Apr 12

kids shows other than bluey are pretty good. i'm seeing the artistic interpretation of a tarsier and it is much more charitable than i would have been.

louisa from the pbs show work it out wombats. she is an anthropomorphic pink tarsier, with a long tail, large ears, a button nose, and afro puffs.

a photo of a real tarsier, a nocturnal primate with gargantuan eyes and very freaky long fingers and toes, with clubbed fingertips. it has muppet-like features and recklessly straddles the line between cute li'l guy and creepy son of a bitch.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Apr 10

oh you're returning this lawnmower?? it mows all your hiding spots?? sorry it wasn't up to standard ma'am. i'll take care of this immediately.

a photo of a cricket sitting on a cardboard box

the photo has zoomed out to show that the box is for a gas lawn mower, and the cricket is comically small in proportion

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Apr 9

the quote for the cost of surgery

a photo of a quote for a medical procedure. the cost breakdown is as follows:

PACK - FTM + LIPO
Procedure fees
Partial mastectomy - double incision = $6,995.00, Discount $100.
Liposuction - Back bra roll = $2,595.00.

Product Fees
Silagen - 100% pure gel 30g = $70, Discount 100%
Surgical Binder (Chest) = $90, Discount 100%

Facility Fees = $4,125.00.

Discounts included in this quote
Consult Fee Credit = $100
Surgery Package Discount = $160

Procedure Fees: $9,990.00
Product Fees: $160.00
Facility fees: $4,125.00
Discounts: $260.00
Total cost of Surgery: $14,015.00

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning@cyborking· Apr 8

this rabid animal comes into my house and he burps all over my humble abode for weeks on end and puts my banana bread in specimen jars for the roach nymphs