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DaddyJew@daddyjew· 22d

bruh

Jimothy cruising the mean streets of Roku City

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Jul 13

Salmon, Parmesan asparagus and roasted mashed potatoes

Salmon, Parmesan asparagus and roasted mashed potatoes sit on a white plate on a brown dining room table

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Jul 11

i gotta stop getting high before i go grocery shopping

Frozen ice cubes for dummies

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Jun 22

Porterhouse steak, lobster tail with a dipping sauce, mushroom risotto, and asparagus

Porterhouse steak, lobster tail with a dipping sauce, mushroom risotto, and asparagus sit on a white plate on a dining room table

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Jun 7

Mother Nature celebrating Pride Month

a rainbow sits beneath some dark clouds

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 29

seasoned trout, mushroom risotto and garlic parmesan asparagus

seasoned trout, mushroom risotto and garlic Parmesan asparagus sit on a white plate next to a glass of wine

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 27

is the Spider Tank about to attack the White House?

A scene straight out of the movie Idiocracy, only it’s the actual White House looking dumb af next to a bunch of metal

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 24

hot honey garlic butter shrimp and broccoli on a bed of rice

hot honey garlic butter shrimp and broccoli on a bed of rice sit next to a glass of cucumber water and a candle

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 17

Atlantic salmon, garlic risotto and asparagus

Atlantic salmon, garlic risotto and asparagus sit on a white plate

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 16

stuffed spaghetti squash

Spaghetti squash stuffed with cottage cheese, Gruyère cheese and cherry tomatoes

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 15

new stray cat just dropped

a white cat standing on a porch looking curiously in the direction of a red fold out chair

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 13

spicy pork rice bowl

A spicy pork rice bowl topped with sesame seeds, chives, and a fried egg

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 9

🎵smoking with my homies🎵

a blurry blunt be held in front of a hummingbird enjoying a hummingbird feeder

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 9

noted

a touching sign saying if these wires touch, you’re doubly fucked. With instant death and a $200 fine

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 6

Spinach ricotta chicken marinara on a bed of rigatoni

Spinach ricotta chicken marinara on a bed of rigatoni noodles sit on a white plate in a brown dining room table. Another plate of food sits in the background

DaddyJew@daddyjew· May 1

Surf and turf

New York strip steak with asparagus, mashed potatoes and shrimp

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Apr 21

seasoned salmon, Mediterranean chickpea salad and cheddar rice

seasoned salmon, Mediterranean chickpea salad and cheddar rice on a black plate

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Apr 20

when you put on a pair of jeans you haven’t worn in a while and find a 2g vape. today’s gonna be a good day

a 2 gram vape, in a hand outside of a pocket

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Apr 20

Cajun chicken and cauliflower rice

Cajun chicken and cauliflower rice in a heavy cream sauce topped with parsley on black plate

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Apr 16

telling me it’s forbidden only make me want it more

the forbidden fruit that is bluesky posting

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Apr 10

whenever i tell a friend a joke, this is how i expect them to react

clearly something very sealy was going on between this two seals seen here laughing it up

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Apr 6

the sky tonight 👌

sunset

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Apr 4

good for him

a retired bull mocker gets his comeuppance

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Mar 25

found my spirit animal

Firefighters rescuing a chubby cat trapped in recliner while trying to hide from the vet. The cat looks happy as hell though.

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Mar 23

See a flower, share a flower

a pretty pink flower emerging from a crack in the pavement

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Mar 22

the wifi signal here is through the roof

the reflection of blinds appearing like a giant wifi signal on a ceiling

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Mar 9

Salmon, mushroom risotto and a chickpea salad

Salmon, mushroom risotto and a chickpea salad on a white plate

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Mar 4

i love this for him

Kid Rock losing up to six figures because of a canceled MAGA music festival

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Mar 2

Cajun chicken and rice topped with a Cajun cream sauce and salad

A black plate with Cajun chicken and rice topped with a Cajun cream sauce and a bowl of salad topped with dressing croutons and Parmesan cheese

DaddyJew@daddyjew· Feb 10

Her: I didn’t shave, I hope you don’t mind Me:

a person dressed up as a tree