We have to kill betting companies

Squeezing into a chest protector that makes you like a broken tube of Pillsbury biscuits to cosplay as an action hero. The perfect conservative man.

Let's not forget their greatest hits

It's 104° in SLC right now and this little sweetheart is hanging in my front yard. I can't say I blame her.

Conor McGregor: Washed Mitch McConnell: Vegetative Lindsey Graham: Dead

Had an all-time day on the bike with @jakeofthemountains.bsky.social and a few other buddies tonight. Rode one of the biggest features of my life and lived to post about it. A 10/10 adventure.

I understand this is rage bait, but I am falling for it.

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library...

Darryn Peterson is going to win multiple MVP awards.

Out of office

I think it's really bad that a core tenant of modern conservatism is having oppositional defiance disorder.

INTRODUCING YOUR LOS ANGELES LAKERS!!!

Luka showing up to the Lakers practice facility

LeBron James screaming at Draymond after his 27th technical of the season.

Hey guys, I fucked up so badly that fixing it would bankrupt the country.

Christmas in June. One of the best rides of the year.

Not a great picture, but those aren't storm clouds.

Sure

Holy smokes