DahliaVA
@dahliava
Hi, I’m Dahlia. 30s. MDNI. 18+ ONLY - AGE IN BIO REQUIRED. Just so we’re clear, I’m hotter in theory than in person. Spicy VA. Part time proser. Full time menace. Free range hag (thanks, L) pfp by Reese / @artbyreese DahliaVA.carrd.co
it’s basic decency to be clear and kind with people you claim to be interested in if you lose interest, that’s okay! just make sure you communicate that clearly with them so they understand. Ghosting sucks, don’t do that.
I think I’ve got empathy fatigue or my inner teen is finally taking over (she wants to rage until I pass out)
anyone else lay in full starfish when you get back inside from being outside or is that just me and my body that can’t regulate temperature correctly
imagine fumbling someone full of the type of love & yearning you’ve been looking for clown behavior
lions gate (not the film company) also has me cleaning like mad, making room for the abundance of good heading my way ✨
it’s very possible I’ve completely misunderstood the story of Eurydice and Orpheus but turning around is doubt - not love. all he had to do was trust she was there. have faith she was behind him. So one of my many Ted talks is this exact “turning around in love” bs.
boy the stars really have a woman (me) out here ready to just upend everything and start over fresh somewhere else
I’m honestly a little afraid of signing up for a rage room at this point - I feel like I’d swing and throw until I physically pass out
1 like - 1 completely mundane fact about me bonus one: I’m a sucker for these things, I have a weakness
hi I’m very tired. very wiped out. praise me or send me pretty things. stuff you liked enough to take a photo of.
me: I’m kinda hungry, I need a snack coworker: sends photo of celebrity in a wet shirt me: …. not what I meant, but I respect it
Wanna let me lead you around a delicious little club full of deviants like us? Click the link below 😉
I should have said “them” instead of “her” here, I apologize! I’ll be more careful in posts going forward
-Monday Night Raw spoilers- STEPHANIE VAQUER IS BACK I WILL BE OBNOXIOUS FOR THE FORSEEABLE
why in the year 2026 are people still whistling into phones why what possesses your skull to do that to a person on the other line are you pretending to be a fax machine
- wwe summerslam night 2- … I’m sorry who wanted more fucking sleeper hold spammer in this run?
side note: full disrespect to anyone who manipulates partners into sex only to ghost them afterward without making the intentions clear. Loser behavior. You’re a coercive bastard and deserve indigestion every day of your miserable life
allow me to be your accommodating host to the club, honey 🖤 I’m thrilled to get to work with @shesjensational.bsky.social again who rocked this edit with @hopefulterrynva.bsky.social - honored to be among this talented cast of VA’s & hope y’all enjoy as much as we all did 🖤
this post brought to you by my umpteenth millionth rewatch of CM Punk v Drew McIntyre in Hell in a Cell. CM Punk, bloodied, sweaty and visibly exhausted collapsed outside the cage, gets supplemental oxygen and says “call my wife”
I hope your bedroom is always the most comfortable temperature and your sheets always feel fresh, Lynne 🔥