Audrey Hoaxburn
@dallin-h-hoax
🥇Voted horniest ExMo on twitter,🥇EXMO MARCH MADNESS CHAMPION - the shit poster formerly known as Dallin H. Hoax. 🧦 Tube sock blaster 🧦 I love UTCHDORF, Johnny Depp, Karen Gillan, and Janelle Monae. I realize you’re all only here for Mud 🐶 content
Satan himself visited these woods in the spring of 1820. Hail Satan 🤘
A real problem picture from a real dating profile. Looks like she’s already bf with Jesus not sure I measure up tbh
I see so many profiles that imply this. At least she comes out and says it
Anyone else feel such a pang of patriotism when you seem smokestacks like this? 🇺🇸 🦅 🗽 long live president Trump
Making an account so I can put my friends names on the temple prayer rolls
The biggest suprise with online dating is how many people are actually looking for free day laborers
The amount of people who make the outdoors, their entire life on dating apps is fairly nauseating
I wish I could say this is a joke but I got such a feeling she’s serious.
If the LDS leadership wanted such a mouthful they should just suck a dick
This is the kind of brain rot infecting conservative Utah women
A Mormon reposted this post. Who could not seem to recall one of the most circulated images of Mormon Jesus
The only thing more terrifying than religious zealots is sociopaths co-opting religion
This is what dating looks like in a state that is 50th in education spending. Everything is physical. Nothing is mental. This woman is 35 years old ffs
So many women on dating apps are like - no relationship is complete without a good flirt to roast ratio Then there’s Gabby 🥹🥰🥹
The heterosexual male dating experience in Utah is so tough women be wishing men ‘good luck’ when they really mean ‘may the odds ever be in your favor’