So the “Civil War” ended the year before and the people of Stockbridge, Massachusetts, erected a monument to the fallen. Note how they called it the “War of the Rebellion,” not the more neutral “Civil War” or the ambivalent “War Between the States.” They knew what it was: a slaveholders’ rebellion.

Sure, her horse. But where is Corey, her boyfriend? Fixed it.

War fighters with beards.

Can’t wait for Homer’s latest, Random House!

H-Mart, with at least eight variety of Spam™️

This is Cape Cod.

He stole a $1000 fountain pen. There is a special place in hell for people who steal fountain pens. (And I’m also talking about the WSJ staffer who swiped a Parker 51 off my desk in 1987.)

Sandy Neck Beach on Cape Cod is once again open. The restoration work they did looks fabulous.

The one in front is a first-gen Toyota Tacoma. Completely different class of truck. Better comparison would be a 1975 Ford F150.

If the ballroom and the triumphant arch aren’t bad enough, next up is painting the Executive Office Building white. It will look like a seaside resort.

Hey, #wholefoods, why do you pack your chicken sausages in pork casings?

Saw this at a gas station today as I pumped $3.50 gas. “Trump did that” guerrilla campaign:

Gee, wonder why countries have allies? And work hard to keep them allies?

We were too poor to afford a lunch box. We used —and reused—brown paper bags.

People who think the 25th Amendment is the answer, how will any of this happen? It won’t.

And the media complied:

If you watched Trump’s media briefing yesterday, is this how you’d characterize it?

Two fools.

Uniforms.

Worldwide:

CBS said it was going to do this.

A firm endorsement of both-siderism.

He’s gone?

A great book, recently discovered. A must-have for anyone on Cape Cod.

That’s ridiculous. Now try violence, like an Artemisia Gentileschi:

Finally, an elf is featured on a US coin.