Damon Mast
@damonmast
NYC - Humboldt - San Luis Obispo - NYC - Philadelphia
Me: SpaceX stock launched with a lot of press, I wonder how things are goi.... 😂🤣 $SPCX
Watching ‘A Quiet Place Day One’ because it’s only slightly more apocalyptic than whatever it is we’re living through this July 4th.
This is exactly the face I would expect Sean Duffy to make if he had to stand next to a black woman and treat her as an equal.
His administration cut the most weather balloon launches in the Rocky Mountain region, the part of the country that determines a lot of the weather, including the most severe weather systems, seen across the rest.
Dr. Oz should have his medical license taken away for doing harm to people's health. What the hell is he doing here? Insurance companies will riot if you make them cancel all the people who pay premiums and never have a claim. He knows how insurance works, but he hopes people who need it don't.
Insurance companies will love it if you make them cancel all the people who pay premiums and never have a claim.
The Trump War with Iran is over again, just in time for the stock market futures to trade before the Monday open.
Maybe after a few more weeks like the last one, Europe will come around on AC. Or maybe they’ll all move to Greece and have dinner in the sea every night? 😂
Add the Reflecting Pool to the list of things - including the Strait of Hormuz - that were open before Donald Trump got involved with them.
Does Katie “Eva Braun” Miller have bad lighting here or does Donald apply her makeup too?
If his name isn’t off the (not Trump) Kennedy Center by noon, just hire this guy.
The is what happens when you put the Boy Blunder and Witless in charge of negotiating anything.
NJ Transit can get you too one anytime and throw in a mini beach vacation too. 😀
That was how you do it. Co-written by Benj Pasek and Justin Paul, of “Dear Evan Hansen” and “Greatest Showman”, and Mark Sonnenblick, who cowrote “Golden” from “KPop Demon Hunters.”
This is the last image you'll see when the Zombies come to eat your brain...
If you wanted to destroy a media organization, Devin Nunes has a lot of relevant experience.
During Pride Month please remember that Mike Johnson, the Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives, as a young man, “unofficially adopted” (whatever that is) a teenage boy to live with him. 🤷♂️
On behalf of all humanity, I hope he sticks with this plan… Trump: “I think we’ve been talking too much of you want to know the truth. I think going silent would be very good”
At today’s Jon Ossoff and Keisha Lance Bottoms United for Georgia rally: Vote Your Bottoms and Ossoff!
O-Town has withdrawn from Trump’s Failing Freedom Fest 250 Klan Rally. Google it kids…
Tomato prices are skyrocketing. Where’s all those “but my eggs” people now?
Cop Rock has withdrawn from Donald Trump’s Failing Freedom Fest 250. Google it kids…
There is now only 1 more person performing at Donald Trump’s failing Freedom Fest 250 than buried at his New Jersey Golf Course.