Update: it has fly maggots 🪰(little white specks)

I had to move it out to the balcony because it is much too stinky

Look at her little belly 😭

Sadly, i don't have any live centipedes in my condo, so i bought this very cool replica from @rottingrelictprops.bsky.social

I keep missing this plant in full bloom because the blossoms are only open for one morning each Ipomoea sp. nov. 'Transvaal'

I got new glasses

My office is about to get stinky

My friend's birthday is today. She's from Newfoundland, so i made her cupcakes with the flag colours

My new neighbours are so perfect omg😭😭😭

I grew this swiss chard and then ate it

I like things that gross people out

Here you go 🫡

Gay guys will be like 'This is our son', and it's a cat

It would be crazy if ozempic or similar used her "delete it fat" dm

My new baking sheet and pan 🫦

I want you to know that even if you have me muted, you can dip your fingies in my reflectingpool(balcony pond). That's just the kind of nice person i am

I decided to give the cats extra wet food last night because i wasn't sure they were hydrating properly. This morning i was on my hands and knees cleaning up several piles of cat barf like a cursed princess. The cats are fine and unbothered

An incongruous mix of photos from the last 24hours

Look at this squirrel neighbour i saw on a walk today 😭

I've got custody of the kids this weekend

Wind/gust storms make balcony gardening v stressful for me. I accept that some things will break but it's still sad when i have nurtured a plant from a very tiny sprout. I was able to bring in these as cut flowers at least but i still feel like this 😔 + 🫤

I don't think they know the extent of it but i do think they would be happy with our joy

One of my "bucket list" plants, BERGAMOT CITRUS! The thing that gives earl grey tea its distinct flavour and the source of bergamot essential oil. That flower smells like extra strength jasmine with a hint of bergamot

Surprise, it's me, Cleopatra Wig

Keeping my balcony mosquitoes well-oxygenated