Uhh…wow:

The CD fucking C:

Dog has discovered a single missing picket on the backside of the privacy fence and now spends HOURS every day sitting in this exact spot staring through and waiting for the neighbors’ dog.

“There are wildfires in Canada and a junkyard fire in Delco.” Perfect news alert from the Inquirer. No notes.

I’m sorry, major league what?

Yes I’m a pig, fill my trough.

This structure is so nasty. Throwing that Comcast money around.

Flyers trending! A Philly sports app.

Before and after. RIP to a majestic motherfucker.

The prob >80ft Beech tree between us and our neighbors has to come down and I would like a crane ride.

Tremendous Nextdoor content:

This got me curious about how many active mlb players died in aviation incidents and I found some tricky edge cases:

Found him.

Original Oreos are sufficiently stuffed.

Genuinely didn’t know they were making new Sbarro locations.

Elmo has everything I want for Father’s Day.

Founding fathers could get after it.

Goddamnit, I’m getting BlueSky in my texts now.

Huh.

Getting ready to open the hatch and try to get my guys across the parking lot and into the Vet’s office:

It’s this:

But, yea, he only did “half” of em like that.

🤡🤡🤡

This little reaction kills me every time:

“Inspecting the layout of a judge’s chambers similar to the Subject Judge’s chambers to determine whether a law clerk seated outside of a judge’s office (with the door closed) could hear the noises Law Clerk A claimed to hear.”