Throwback Thursday to around this time last year when we went on vacation to "relax."

Time lapse of Dan making our flyer for The Drunken Donut show on Friday August 7th! We’re aiming to make a unique flyer for every show we have this year, makes the shows feel more special, no?

We have a jealous dog on our hands.

The age old question: Messi or Ronaldo?

Our next show! We’re coming back to Joliet to play The Drunken Donut with opening act The Stardust Ranchers Friday August 7th!

I do enjoy The Big Picture pod but I very much disagreed with their Nolan list, so I made my own. It’s based on several factors so it may change with time (and Nolan hopefully making many more movies) but here’s where I’d be on his filmography. And for the record, I celebrate his entire catalog!

We’re not messing around here, folks.

Now that we have another dog, the logic gets even more strained.

Part 5: the epic conclusion.

Part 4.

Proud to see Hack/Slash Omnibus 6! I wrote & drew a story w/colors by @sarahmitrache.bsky.social ! available now +…did another in Vol 7 that adds to the H/S by @zoethorogood.bsky.social Coming this fall! Big thanks to @hackintimseeley.bsky.social for letting me play in his world! @imagecomics.com

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Tonight, @93xrtchicago.bsky.social Local Anesthetic hosted by @jamesvanosdol.bsky.social will be playing a song from my 3 solo albums! Guess which song before the show (9-10pm CST) to win a FREE Retromance shirt! guess in comments, then tune in! (93.1 on radio www.audacy.com/wxrt to stream)

Imagine how Thanksgiving would have been had Ben Franklin gotten his way.

I’m doing a contest to celebrate getting on @93xrtchicago.bsky.social this Sunday from 9-10pm ! A song from one of my 3 albums will be on Local Anesthetic hosted by @jamesvanosdol.bsky.social but which one? Guess correctly and win a Retromance tshirt! Email your guess to retromanceband@gmail.com

Last day for Beardo 7! (and then I promise we'll go back to normal, phew!) We unlocked TWO stretch goals so now everyone who gets any physical reward gets a free challenge coin and 20th anniversary sticker! Can we unlock the third? It all ends at 8pm CST! kck.st/4vICZUL

All set up at Villa Art Market at 126 villa Ave in Villa Park! Here til 5pm! Come on out, it’s awesome! #beardo

Throwback Thursday. kck.st/4vICZUL and we’re closing in on goal!

Thanks to everyone who made our debut gig such a great night! Stay tuned and make sure you’re following us as we’re about to announce ALL of our 2026 gigs lined up so far!

We did the thing. Debut show for the sign (and the band) is this Saturday June 13th at Chicago Street Pub with Eve Casino ! Doors at 7pm, show at 8pm, only $10! Come see the sign, and stick around for music I guess!

It's only been about a week and already I feel like a new brush, I mean, person.

I’ll be at the Berwyn Public Library’s Local Authors’ Fair this Saturday, May 16. FREE to the public, with over 40 local authors. Looking forward to seeing @geneha.com @whenuwerelittle.bsky.social @winstongambro.bsky.social and @kaseyiris.bsky.social and her first GN GHOUL from Top Shelf!

FIRST SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT! Of course it was going to be Chicago Street Pub, that's the 1st place where each of us has shared a stage. But most importantly, it's a place for original bands and we're bringing you a BRAND NEW SET of material as we open for our buddies EVE CASINO! Mark your calendars!

COMING IN MAY!

In the spirit of Jolene's birthday yesterday, here's one for her.

Happy first birthday to the best dog a guy could ask for: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeeeeene!

Throwback Thursday.