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Gotta jump on palazzo pants. I love them in almost all seasons, you just change the fabric. Like these are super comfortable and cute
I think I pulled this rib muscle coughing. I learned this by coughing. So I will not be smoking anymore, because I already can't stop allergy coughing real damn hard. Soon I am going to wrap myself in a rug and lay in the desert until I'm so dried out I could be added to ramen veggie mix
Ok this was the middle of my twenties for a friend's photo project? Something like that
You find fun pictures of yourself and your boyfriend from when you were 16 when you're moving. I still totally have that dress!
Just used my shitty ninja sword to cut treats for the girls. Moving is hard and I'm losing my mind, and possessions. They're here somewhere...
Visitors to The Great American State Fair will be granted five extra minutes in the ball pit
How I'm trying to be (ordering hot, swarthy, dancing men to entertain me poolside)
Magnets work on the bus ceiling so I'm going to get some and fancy the place up once it's clean and loaded
If you don't know what swamp ass is just have a garage sale on a muggy June morning in the south
I gave Hathor a few kibble in with her chicken breakfast, going to see if I can start supplementing her meals without giving her mud butt. That's upsetting for us all