Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋
@danielrigal
I am British and grumpy. Tories, Brexit and most other things make me grumpy. I'm a ridiculous blue rectangle in a silly green hat and I demand to be taken seriously! Born 1970s Unable to age verify so no DMs danielrigal.co.uk @DanielRigal@mastodon.social
They think that if they petulantly hold their breaths for long enough the Universe will shift by sheer force of their mighty Will and suddenly Ayn Rand will have been right all along.
Oh, come on, ARTE! This is an EU funded conspiracy to make me feel old and I don't like it!
The front page of the Daily Express is beyond parody. There's no shortage of real news. It's not just Starmer and Burnham. The Donaldson story is huge too! But the Express is living in its own twisted little bottle Universe where reality can't intrude on obsession.
Broke: Trump announces Starmer to resign. Woke: Starmer announces Trump to resign. Bespoke:
🚨 ALERT 🚨 ⚠️ EGG RACISM! ⚠️ ⚠️ EGG RACISM! ⚠️ ⚠️ EGG RACISM! ⚠️ This is not a drill. The Telegraph is deeply concerned over the colour of eggs. We need to take this very seriously. I'm serious. Are you shitting yourselves yet? I'm shitting myself. This could go on for a while. I might never stop.
Can the UK media establishment stop sucking this ridiculous man's cock for five minutes?
When far-right thugs attack the police at night that's "protest", and nobody dares call it a riot, but attending a peaceful, orderly and lawful daytime protest about Palestine is deemed "terrorism". I know that true objectivity is impossible but the framing here is bordering on the baroque.
They are so wrapped up in the performance of toxic masculinity that they can't even recognise any other, more genuine, sort. Smiling? Gay. Playing ball? Gay. Supporting marginalised communities? Gay. Not being a sex creep? Gay. Have these antisocial bozos ever met a normal guy?
Hey BBC? Are you spending my licence fee on drugs? No? Well how do you explain this then? That has to be the work of Class A controlled substances, right? Surely nobody would post such humiliating nonsense when sober?
"The server gave an invalid response and may be out of date." Oh come on, Bluesky! It's been like this for days now!
The BBC admitting that this is a Weimar Germany situation without saying it directly...
It's still broken for me. Anybody else? Rest of the site still works.
If Windows Modules Installer Worker uses up 70% of the CPU on my corporate laptop then shouldn't Microsoft be paying for 70% of the laptop?
How can I put this delicately? The Daily Telegraph can fuck right off with this desperate nonsense. I mean, they might as well just start banging on about Lord Lucan again at this point for all the relevance this has to anything going on on planet Earth in 2025.
The Daily Telegraph? Obsessed with genitals? Obsessed with genitals on the front page? Surely not?
The same YouTube that is letting the Nazis back on is happily running this as an advert: