Daniel William Clark
@danielwilliamclark
"May God Bless you all, and may God protect our troops". ~Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden Jr. 46th President of the United States of America
Jordan Walker's bat was manufactured by the good folks at Stark Industries! #HRDerby
Okay, baseball fans! By way of MLB: The Show 26, here are my picks for the #HRDerby and #AllStarGame! Who are yours? 🧢⚾
Happy 7-Eleven Day! Happy Slurpee Day! 🥤😋 And Happy 60th Birthday to the 7-Eleven Slurpee itself! 🎂🥳🎉🎈 #7Eleven #SlurpeeDay #Slurpee60
Where Were You when The Biggest Icon In Wrestling: Hulk Hogan, turned his back on pro wrestling fans and formed the New World Order with Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, solving the mystery of "Who Is The Third Man?" Happy(?) 30th Anniversary to the founding of the nWo at WCW Bash At The Bash 1996!
Alright!! YES!! Balogun is BACK!! LoL A friend of mine posted this picture: 😂🤣
Oh my goodness! They made it!? They destroyed the mothership and came back in one piece? ALRIGHT!! It's another Independence Day miracle!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Outstanding! President Whitmore took the first shot and missed... but Russell Casse tipped it in at the last second to clinch the victory!! Bing Bong BOOM!!
I can't believe it! Well, we gave it our best shot. Thank you for reporting on all of these events. It's been a pleasure. Only one thing left to do:
It worked? Alright! Now, it's party time! That oughta wipe the smile off of The Aliens' faces!
Well, I've spent countless hours flying X-Wings and Snowspeeders in the Super Star Wars games for Super Nintendo. Does that count?
Eh, I guess it's the lesser of two evils. Well, here's some good news from the NYC sewers: I FOUND some more survivors down here! They took me in and gave me a place to recover and eat (so that WAS pizza that I smelled before!). And I gotta admit; this is the best underground decor I've ever seen!
(exhales) Alright, @secretarynimziki.bsky.social , looks like we're doing this your way after all.
Ohhh, is that why our televisions were all messed up yesterday? Now, it's all making sense. The Aliens wanted free cable, so they hijacked our satellites. That's illegal, and in this state, if convicted, they could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correctional facility!
After all of the chaos and destruction that these monsters have caused, I imagine the "negotiations" going something like this: 👈🏻 - President Whitmore 👉🏻 - The Alien
July 2nd, they arrived. July 3rd, they attacked. July 4th is... #IndependenceDay: The day we fought back! And one of my favorite movies ever! Happy 30th Anniversary to #ID4 and thank you to Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich for making it a part of my annual 4th of July festivities! 🥳🎆🗽🫡👍🏻👽🛸
Right? Why not? Why Bismarck? Would they DARE desecrate the Racoon Lodge Cemetery? They'd better not! That's hallowed ground!
They've got their own fighter ships too? Oh, that's just great.
Well, for what it's worth, sir, it inspired a hit arcade game that came out last year. 😁
Don't act so surprised, Mr. Mayor. You aren't on any "mercy mission".