As of 30 mins ago…

This is what gets me. Look between his finger and the newspaper. What’s that white shadow? Am I seeing something that’s not there?

According to AI, my joke about Freedom Fuel having 15% ethanol isn’t a joke at all 😂. Apparently that cheap garbage gas is its signature product 😭🤣. I HOPE MAGA USE ONLY THAT GAS FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE and enjoy bad gas mileage that actually costs more over time. 💙💙

I’m not usually one to brag, but my car has a designated spot for Nerds. JS 😉

This is the age group I must’ve been focused on. And omg I just realized that’s Gen X 😬. My brain is in complete denial that boomers are no longer that young (I’m late Gen X and still can’t believe I’ll be 50 in four years). 😂

I was just sent a random survey regarding our current societal and political situation, and it asked this as if the second option is an option at all…

I’m pretty sure that’s not how that works…

That time my mom dressed me up as a Vegas dancer for Halloween. And omg look at that stroller 😳. (And that’s my beautiful nana who’s now 90, but she was younger there than I am now 🤯.) I’m bored so I thought I’d randomly share 😂

Sorry, but I will be dropping this at every post I see his name mentioned in. Because I’m bored and immature af.

When you feed one, so the whole village shows up…

What kind of optical illusion is this? How is trump so much taller than King Charles when standing but the same height when sitting 🧐?

Isn’t Karoline Leavitt pregnant? If I was pregnant and just supposedly got that close to danger… You wouldn’t see a smirk on my face.

Karoline Leavitt at the WH briefing, after saying “shots will be fired” earlier tonight…

It’s obvious you live in delusional. But don’t try to get any of my followers to reside there with you.

And this is what it says anyway:

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Did this really happen?

My two “babies” and me. I definitely gave birth to two characters 🥰. That’s the best way to describe those two 😂.

Only an adhd child has to be kept busy even in the middle of NYC. (That’s my youngest on his scooter, which he took on the ferry and through multiple subway lines, just so he can ride it all day through the crowds 😂.)

I fixed it.

I removed the Hegseth one as soon as I posted it, because it’s even worse than this one 😂. But damn…

#NoKing

Only in America do people have to be warned that roasted peanuts are processed or packet in a facility that processes peanuts.

🤣🤣🤣

I’m just kidding. I now own this, but today will not be the day I start it. But I do have it, so I’m getting there 😉😂.

I read about how trump needed to ask Zielinski for help with the Iran war, specifically about fighting with drones (since Zielinski’s the first one to contend with this kind of war). And I can’t help but think Zielinski should’ve required trump to go to Ukraine to ask, preferably wearing this…

Outside my bedroom window 🥰😂

I can’t stop laughing. Apparently if a Waymo (automated car) user doesn’t shut the car door behind them, the car can’t move. So Waymo sends a Doordash driver out to close it 😭🤣🤣