Job number one of the summer holidays: reattach all the decapitated statue heads. Standard.

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Christopher Nolan presents The Odyssey;

I survive another year of teaching… now I’m gonna sit in a dark, air conditioned room for 6 hours and watch Evil Dead Burn and The Odyssey!! 🔥 🏺

Finish for summer on Friday and have booked a double feature to celebrate! I shall call it; Evil Deadyssey!

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QTP with a sword ⚔️

He’s called Phil and I’d like him to Phil me in…

Having a Starbucks, watching a DILF on 4 in a Bed… this is what heat waves are made for!

HBD to my boyfriend 🎂

Rhubarb, strawberry and vanilla jam. Rhubarb is a vegetable and I’m a fruit!

Yes.

Velma is an icon and this guy is really fit!

The pen is truly mightier than the sword 🐐 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Looking scruffy as fook but I do enjoy a Sunday morning sweet treat!

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Changing my name to Vhagar, because I want to take his man for a ride! 🥵😈🐲

Are we ready to admit that Riley is the hottest of Buffy’s romantic interests?

Best judge ever. Not watched the episode yet…

Get that reading glass out!!

Spent a whole 10 minutes decompressing watching bees in a lavender plant after work. Is this depression or nature?

Good morning. It’s finally Friday!!

Post you in your twink era? The twinkiest I ever was… didn’t last long as I grew a beard and a gut!

Il faut qu'il me brûle le trou du cul (Evil Dead). I used google translate 🔥

Let's see your face for the week!

Me with my Bluesky mutuals