Danny Germaine

@dannygermaine

Your favorite temporary boyfriend, based in Seattle. Find me on Rent.men, Tryst.link, or email directly to Dannygermainexxx@gmail.com

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Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Jul 7

Ah, yes. Very cool and normal behavior 😐

A screenshot from flightradar24.com showing a King County Sheriff helicopter circling a small area in Seattle for almost 45 minutes. There are numerous circles and loops showing the flight path.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Jul 5

We are beginning to have questions about the explosions outside.

Two cats, a black cat and a tortie, are sitting on a light colored wooden floor in front of a stainless steel oven. They don't look concerned at all.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Jun 26

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at vintage tie clips.

A cold, thin rectangular tie clip with three swooped lines over the right end.

A copper and black tie clip with three horizontal lines across the front. They're centered and don't extend across the entire clip.

A gold tie clip with a black half circle centered on the bottom and lines radiating out from it. It looks like a simple line drawing of a sun.

A thin gold tie bar with white abalone one end. The abalone is a rounded rectangle.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Jun 20

Same energy from my dearly departed Benson after her brain surgery. 😂

A scrappy but beautiful calico cat with a crinkly ear crams her face into the bars of a kennel. Her snoot fits between the bars but causes her teeth to be bared.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· May 1

I'm going to tell my (cat) children that this is Bryan Johnson's morning routine:

A still from the movie Gattaca. Ethan Hawke's character is in a containment chamber exfoliating with a scrubber so he leaves fewer skin cells that might expose him as a fraudster. He's cast in a blue light.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Mar 30

A line drawing of two crudely drawn people. One is kicking the other off a cliff with a neutral expression. The kickee is screaming with wiggly arms flailing.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Mar 24

A line drawing of a cat vomiting. The tongue is sticking out and the eyes are bulging.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Mar 24

When someone won't keep their shitty opinions to themself:

A two panel comic strip of Princess Peach from the Super Mario cartoon. In the top panel, she asks "are you tired of going ape shit?" In the bottom panel she asks, "Don't you just want to be nice"

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Mar 19

Me, an intellectual: The Milky Way is Meatwad-esque but not fully Meatwad.

A still from the intro to Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Meatwad is a sentient ball of meat with eyes and a mouth featuring only one tooth. He's floating in front of a brick wall with graffiti and one tag is his name in block letters. His arm-like appendages are curved outward from his round body in opposite and opposing curves. He looks like a floating meatball version of a spiral galaxy. Art imitates life.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Mar 9

Ooh I want a Soviet era MiG flight suit so bad. A normal one would do but the high altitude suit looks wild with all the straps.

A picture of an olive green pilot's flight suit laid out on the floor. It's a jumpsuit that covers the entire body, including arms and legs. The material looks synthetic.

An olive green pilot's flight suit hanging up. The are panels running up the inside of outside of the legs and arms with horizontal elastic bands across them. The same panels go up the torso from crotch to neck, so it's a wild array of horizontal bands. It looks a little bit like a space suit designed by H.R. Giger.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Feb 24

I'm so tired of this shit, Winifred.

Yacko, from Animaniacs, stares at his phone with the weariest of tired eyes. He and I are both tired of this bullshit.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Feb 20

Me, on page 19 and at the point of my paper when I clarify I don't think the US is gonna move forward into electrified aircraft because they love oil and having shitty infrastructure but the countries in China's Belt-Road Initiative totally will:

A still from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie stands in front of a wall covered with printed papers, newspaper clippings, and photos. Red lines are drawn from point to point to illustrate connections and a conspiracy. Charlie is wearing a short sleeved button down shirt with a tie. He looks wild eyed and holds a cigarette as he pleads his case to someone just off camera. I feel the same at this point of my paper to be honest.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Feb 17

Me, on page 13 of a research paper with 3 pages (so far) of cited references:

A dried and mummified humanoid is displayed in a white satin lined box with a glass lid for viewing. It's almost fossil-like and looks like it was taken out of rock. Several years ago, the media tried to say it was an alien but it's more likely a small, mummified human. Either way, it looks tired, devoid of all life and a little bit peaceful.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Feb 4

I've been clean shaven for the past couple of years which is less fun for kissing but nicer on more tender areas. 😏 Also I can pull off biz caz more convincingly when I'm strolling through your nice hotel's lobby and looking for the elevator.

Danny is freshly shaved with his wet hair slicked back. He's shirtless and smiling into the camera.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Jan 22

I want late night soft serve ice cream.

A bear is looking over a worn log with the two front paws resting on it. The bear looks bored and forlorn, with a slight frown.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Jan 1

😂😂😂 Live photo of the starving cat eating top shelf canned food with human grade bonito flakes on top.

Marti, a black cat, uses his front paw to get a piece of bonito flake from under his metal food bowl. There's a cardboard scratch pad beside the bowl.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Jan 1

Ooh these are delicious.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Dec 29

Stay in or eat out? I dunno, babe... Why can't we do both?

A shirtless selfie of Danny in his bathroom. A blue towel hangs just behind his shoulder. He's smiling.

A shirtless selfie of Danny in his bathroom. A blue towel hangs just behind his shoulder. He's smirking with a playful expression on his face.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Dec 10

I did a final project and it wasn't easy but the solution seems too simple to get a 100% so I don't know, chat. I just don't know. But this is still relevant and I'll send it to my prof with my work tomorrow.

A modified version of the sad man on bus looking at the cliff wall on one side and happy man on the other side looking at the sunrise over the mountains. Over the sad man, a text box reads "calculating climb gradients and required obstacle clearances." Over the happy man is a text box that reads "digging fossils And harassing neighbors in Animal Crossing."

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Dec 5

Me, thinking about when clients say they don't want it to feel transactional:

A picture of a person wearing a Minnie Mouse costume, without the head on. They're outside on a sidewalk and have the giant head laying on the ground next to them as they lean against a metal rail during a smoke break. The person wearing the costume is late middle aged, balding, and has a moustache.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Dec 1

The best I could do.

A slightly blurry photo of a hazy moon in the night sky with a illuminated construction crane in the bottom right. There's a huge halo around the moon that takes up most of the frame. It's caused by ice crystals high in the upper atmosphere.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Nov 20

Ugh I want this Italian wool overcoat from Quince reallll bad

A screenshot from the website Quince that shows an Asian male model wearing a mid-thigh length wool overcoat in a dark blue. It's single breasted and has two round buttons closing it in the front.

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Oct 25

A screenshot of a headline from The Onion, a satirical website. The headline reads "Inspirational Poster Kitten Falls to Death After 17 Years" with a picture of a tree branch with claw marks on it. It references the inspirational poster of a kitten hanging on a branch with the caption Hang in There!

Danny Germaine@dannygermaine· Oct 14

Sorry not sorry about being a little quiet lately. Fall term is underway and I'm taking a business course, a technical procedures course, and a management course. I'm still available to be your temporary boyfriend by request. dannygermainexxx@protonmail.com