Danny Palmer

@dannypalmer

Cybersecurity journalist and writer. Welsh. SE London. Also likely to post about games, rugby, F1, wrestling, history & the cat. I have a Simpsons reference for every occasion.

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Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· 29d

Here's my obligatory Saint Swithin’s Day post.

Bart Simpson, having become isolated and weird due to his broken leg, reading a play to Lisa. It mentioned Swithin’s Day.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· 29d

Not been sleeping well at all lately. Sleeping pretty badly, in fact.

A very tired Homer Simpson getting out of bed and putting his trousers on incorrectly. "Lousy one legged pants"

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· 29d

Increasing seeing discourse among wrestling fans than Ospreay SHOULDN'T beat Omega for title at #AEW All In. Lads, I love Kenny. But it's basically Will's hometown show. At Wembley Stadium. And we Brits only get 1 or 2 live AEW shows a year. If Ospreay isn't booked to win, we will go home sad. 🥲 🤼‍♂️

Posted for AEW All In London on Sun 30 August at Wembley Stadium showcasing the AEW World Championship match MAIN EVENT: Kenny Omega v Will Ospreay

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· 29d

An episode of Home Improvement as seen in The Simpsons.

This is not canon in Home Improvement lore though, because Tim didn't accidentally kill Wilson with his lawnmower, probably. (That's Wilson's body on the ground by the fence)

Text: Oh no! I've killed Wilson! Looks like it's back to jail for me. [Grunting]

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 13

This evening, I have been deep in a section of the Warhammer Spearhead partwork which involves painting base colours onto Skaven. So many Skaven rat boys...

Homer's imagining of Bart as "Rat Boy" - Bart has rat like features and a tail. Skaven are humannoid rat men, see.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 13

To the surprise of nobody, I really enjoyed this book about the evolution of cats by @jblosos.bsky.social. Unfortunately, the cat hasn't evolved to read so couldn't enjoy it on the same number of levels I did.

Photo of a paperback book - The Age of Cats: How Cats Evolved from The Savanah to your Sofa by Jonathan B. Losos rested up vertically against my wife and I's calico-ish cat

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 13

"There was something strange about the way he walked. Much more vertical than usual." (Sam Neill played this guest character, Molloy. 🥲)

Sam Neill as the elderly cat burglar Molloy in The Simpsons. Walking up a wall on his way to heist a large zirconium.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 12

I've been to a Waitrose and an M&S Food today.

Dave Lister, explaining to (human) Kryten that the time he went to a wine bar "It means I was a class traitor."

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 11

Just had an appointment at the options and my eyesight has declined yet again. They are so bad now that the test is free but unfortunately my 'complex' prescription sets me back a few hundred. 🥲

Milhouse with tiny, tiny eyes as he's not wearing his glasses.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 10

"Greek media reported the incident had occurred over North Macedonia and said the window had been broken by a piece of debris that detached from one of the plane's engines." Me:

Futurama Hermes Exclaiming That Just Raises Further Questions After Bender Comments that that is where he left his cigar which started a fire underwater

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 10

Unusual cast for Love Island this series...

Trending topics for Bluesky

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Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 9

Cursed Homer Simpson laughing in one of the Tracey Ulman shorts after pondering "What is mind? No matter. What is matter. Never mind."

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 9

Just went outside for two minutes.

Barney Gumble is on fire after lightning a cigarette at the Springfield Tar Pit.

He seems unharmed.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 9

Suddenly somewhat regretting the surname of my D&D character now...

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 9

He has the creepy aura of the boy leading The Family of Blood in that episode of Doctor Who.

Baines, the creepy public school sixth former esque young adult leads the equally as creepy members of his 'family'

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 8

But regarding time, have you considered...

The Tenth Doctor describing how time is "it's more like a big ball of wibbley-wobbly, time-wimey stuff..."

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 7

You say that, but...

Professor Frink in front of footage of the Kennedy Assisination: "And if we freeze on frame 138, we distinctly see
a puff of blue hair coming from the grassy knoll."

(It's when Marge is on trial for shoplifting. Also, even in the Simpsons timeline of the very early 90s, Marge would have been a child at this point)

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 7

Cartman and Cartman's girlfriend (?) both yell 'Shut up, Kyle!" at Kyle.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 7

Going through my head for... some reason.

In the Doctor Who mini episode special The 10th Doctor Shows the 5th Doctor his TARDIS monitor which describes a Black Hole "That's the exact size of Belgium"

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 6

Me, next Saturday evening.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 6

"We call it "Three Stooges Syndrome" a doctor explains to Mr. Burns, who has a condition where he is so sick, all the ailments cancel each other out.

Is this relevant to the above post? In my head it is, yes.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 5

The British Grand Prix. #F1

A scene from The Simpsons. The family is gathered in the garden.

Top panel - Homer: Marge, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending.

Bottom panel - Marge: It's an ending. That's enough.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 3

Homer Simpson chuckling "Taft, you old dog," after Smithers reveals that Mr. Burns' mother had an affair with him.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 3

Meanwhile at Bluesky...

A guy in a run down office is asleep next to an even more run down Cisco Systems Sever.

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 3

Christopher Eccleston as the 9th Doctor in Doctor Who. "Lots of planets have a North."

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 2

Ha, nice. Yeah, in CK3, sometimes it feels like some of the Popes it generates have traits that the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells from Blackadder II might find a bit much. 😅

"The Bishop of Bath and Wells" - and unpleasant looking Bishop with a sword.

Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?!

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 2

Top Panel: Bart to Homer "Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.?"

Bottom Panel: Homer to Bart "Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."

(They are waiting for the Mr. Plow advert, not the Mexico v England game)

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 2

Me, after failing to secure tickets to see The Bayeux Tapestry before they sold out. 🥲

A lad on the Bayeux Tapestry who has had his head cut off.

https://historiamag.com/harold-death-truth/

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 2

Did we learn nothing from the sacred texts?

Art from Roald Dahl's Guide to Railway Safety as Illustrated by Quentin Blake.

On this page of this children's book, some children are walking on train tracks and are about to be obliterated by a high speed train.

"When going for country walks, one often comes across a railway line, and it's tempting to walk along either beside the rails ir stepping on the sleepers between the rails. This is terribly dangerous. Express trains come rushing down far more quickly than you imagine and more than one hundred people are killed in the United Kingdom doing this. Many of them are children"

https://tygertale.com/2014/06/25/final-warning-roald-dahls-guide-to-railway-safety/

Danny Palmer@dannypalmer· Jul 2

Me with my Bluesky mutuals